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KDB and Erling Haaland's lawyer

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@idextratime Haaland idolanya zlatan

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🚨 Thierry Henry on Erling Haaland scoring 63 goals in 56 games for Norway:

🗣️ Henry: “There are certain numbers in football that make you stop and think. 63 goals in 56 games for your country is one of them.

“And what makes it even more impressive is that everybody knows what Haaland is going to do.

“They know he wants to attack the space. They know he wants to get between the centre-back and the goalkeeper. They know he wants to arrive in the box before the defender.

“And they still cannot stop him.

“That is what separates a good goalscorer from a great one.

“You can study Haaland for a week. You can build your defensive plan around him. You can tell your defenders, ‘Don’t let him run in behind. Don’t give him space. Stay close to him.’

“Then the ball goes into the box and somehow he is still there.

“That is not just physical ability.

“That is instinct.

“He has this incredible understanding of where the goal is before the ball even arrives.

“And I think people sometimes make the mistake of judging a striker by how much football he plays outside the box.

‘How many touches did he have?’

‘How many times did he drop deep?’

‘How much did he participate in the build-up?’

“Fine. Those are things you can discuss.

“But then you look at the scoreboard and Haaland has scored 63 goals in 56 international matches.

“So maybe his greatest skill is not touching the ball.

“Maybe it is knowing exactly when he needs to touch it.

“That is the beauty of a great striker.

“They can disappear from a game and still be the most dangerous player on the pitch.

“One movement can change everything.

“One run can open the defence.

“One cross can become a goal.

“And Haaland has turned that into a habit.

“People talk about Norway as if Haaland is simply enjoying good service.

“No.

“Norway has a striker who gives every attack a destination.

“When the ball goes forward, everyone knows there is a possibility.

“When the cross comes in, defenders panic.

“When the goalkeeper comes off his line, Haaland is already thinking about how to get there first.

“That is why 63 goals in 56 games means more to me than just the statistic.

“It tells you that this isn’t a player who occasionally finds himself in the right place.

He has made the right place his home.”

[Seputar Real Madrid @SeputarMadrid]

Tim ini masih harus digendong om-om kecil buat ngalirin bola di tengah. 🥲

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

This is peak levels of homage 😭🔥

[MaxB @MegaMaxing]

@FabrizioRomano To be fair, Haaland had just scored the winner in the Manchester derby.

Keeping your 9-goal derby monster happy probably IS good for everybody’s quality of life at City. 😭🇳🇴

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@MiskinTV_ anjir udah kaya di series breaking bad😂

[yoxic @yoxics]

Erling Haaland met football legend Zlatan Ibrahimović who immediately clowned him for what he was wearing 😭

“when you’re a millionaire you look like this, when you’re a billionaire you look like this”

[Ole @oleaasheim]

Jeg dør. Denne er så on point.

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@MCSCIndonesia asli min, norak bgt. sama aja kaya fans dodo inimah

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

England were the first nation to stop Erling Haaland from scoring in a competitive international since November 2024 🤯❌

[Fútbol Noruego @NoruegArg]

Gracias ❤️

[‏ْ @marklfcx]

Alf-Inge Haaland on speaking to Erling Haaland after Norway’s World Cup elimination to England.

🗣️ “I walked into the dressing room and saw my son sitting there in complete silence, tears streaming down his face. He tried so hard to hide them, but he couldn’t. His heart was shattered. I put my hand on his shoulder, looked him in the eyes and said, ‘Erling, don’t you dare apologise. Don’t carry this pain alone. You gave your country every drop of your heart, every ounce of your strength, and every breath you had.’ Seeing your own son broken like that is one of the hardest things a father can experience.”

”‘People only celebrate the goals and the trophies. They never see the sacrifices, the endless pressure, the sleepless nights, the injuries, the doubts, and the emotional burden of carrying an entire nation’s dreams. Erling wasn’t crying because he lost a football match. He was crying because his dream of making millions of Norwegians proud had slipped through his fingers. Those weren’t tears of weakness they were tears of love, pride and heartbreak.”

“I told him, ‘Lift your head, son. There is no shame in crying after giving absolutely everything. Real warriors cry because they care. Real leaders cry because they feel the pain of letting people down, even when they haven’t. Never let anyone tell you those tears make you weak they prove how much this country means to you.’”

“And to the people already searching for someone to blame… shame on you. Before you criticise these players, remember the joy they gave this nation. Remember how they made children dream again. Don’t destroy them in one night because football can be cruel. Every player in that dressing room is hurting far more than any supporter watching from the stands.”

“As his father, I couldn’t have been prouder tonight if he had scored a hat-trick and lifted the World Cup. I didn’t see a global superstar—I saw my little boy wearing Norway’s shirt, refusing to give up until the very last second. That’s what filled my heart with pride. Medals and trophies fade with time, but courage, sacrifice and love for your country stay with you forever.”

“These tears will never define Erling Haaland. They will shape him. One day, when people look back on his career, they won’t remember him crying—they’ll remember the man who stood back up after the deepest heartbreak and fought even harder. Tonight, Norway lost a football match, but they gained something even greater: a generation inspired by players who gave everything for the badge. Sometimes football breaks your heart… but it’s that heartbreak that creates legends.”

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norak. sama aja kaya fans dodo ini mah

[unmag @unmagnetism]

gara2 sorloth ga umpan ke haaland ignya dibanjiri komen dari orang2 viking

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@PantauManCity gw feeling kayanya dia all in di pildun kali ini min, mengingat ada peluang spanyol juara