Alan Bennett

Retired Client Feedback lead @PwC_UK. #wellbeing #mentalhealth #tech #economics #business #otters @Arsenal/@SussexCCC/@parkrunUK fan. My views.

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

Comedy, tragedy, elegy: why Alan Bennett’s home truths are perfect for our times | Television & radio | The Guardian https://t.co/nxtaIC4tNP

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

@GW_Mktg @GreatmenArs Hahahahahahahahahaha! That's a tad rich coming from a supporter of a team that's had so many refs in their pocket over the years!

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

@Mr_Andrew_Fox @PC_Angry @robggill Ridiculous takes 🤦🏻‍♂��

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

@GW_Mktg @abdulwadudX Oh, bitter man Gareth!

[DrZaf @sportsdrzaf]

After yesterday’s brilliant performance but disappointing result, today’s bus parade was the perfect antidote.

Seeing people of every race, colour, religion, age and background come together in celebration was a reminder of what football — and London — should be all about. COYG

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

🚨 Hi everyone. To celebrate Arsenal’s title win I'll be giving away THREE 'Champions' prints by the brilliant @matthewjiwood to three random winners

- Simply repost this to enter

Winners picked on Saturday.

(If you're not feeling lucky the prints - and loads of others - can be found here: https://t.co/718xYZwECf)

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

@GW_Mktg Laughter? Contempt??

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

@MKizzzzy Well, it's a view! 😲

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[David Sweetland @DavidSweetland]

@BBCSport @honigstein Nedum Onuoha should be part of the team. Excellent pundit, massively overlooked.

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

@csnevs @DeanJamesAFC Good work Craig! Hope you're doing well.

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

@GW_Mktg @premierleague @FA @FA_PGMOL ...middle-aged white men...

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

@GW_Mktg @premierleague @FA @FA_PGMOL Is the answer bringing in officials from overseas leagues because the standard in the PL is absolute dogshit? And whilst we're at it, it'd be nice if the majority of the refs weren't middle-aged men from the north west! 🙄

[Gary Lamb @CNinety2]

The BEST reason for a match abandonment you will ever read

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

This! 💯 this 👇

[GW 🔰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @GW_Mktg]

All clubs have decisions for and against them. The frustration isn’t towards rivals or opposition.
The communal issue here is the officiating.
The collective frustration should be towards @premierleague, @FA and @FA_PGMOL for creating doubt, inconsistency and devaluing the sport!

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

You Are Not On Loan

[Ronny @LambRonny10486]

Chelsea & Man City FA Cup Final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past 15 years. The moral of the story - is that there is none.

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

Now this I can get behind 💯...

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once appeared in the audience of Who Wants to be a Millionaire and purposely chose the wrong answer when they used Ask the Audience as the contestant was a cock.

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

Jesus! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Ivermectin is one of the safest drugs on the market and people are using it successfully, combined with Mebendazole or fenbendazole, to treat cancer.
This is also a treatment for parasites, which is yucky to think about, but is something everyone probably has.

[Alan Bennett @ajb338]

🦈🦈🦈

[Sussex Cricket @SussexCCC]

WHAT. A. CHASE. ✅