Alyssa

RN • Leave it better than you found it 🌎♻️ Whiskey bent on whiskey sours • wifey 4 lifey 💍

[Alyssa @ajbirddd]

Just came home to my dad floating in the pool listening to One Direction, while trying to take a selfie with the dog 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

Yee haw

[Alyssa @ajbirddd]

The taste of sweet sweet victory 🤩. Better luck next time @J_Poot7

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

its called fashion sweetie

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s a video I made breaking down this very important #ECG case of a young woman who presented to the ER with “heartburn”

#FOAMed

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Have you ever placed the crash cart right outside a patient’s room to ‘ward off the evil spirits’? Tell the truth.

[Alyssa @ajbirddd]

Tweets that aged well 🫠🙃 NOT

[Netflix @netflix]

Love is sharing a password.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is using a lint roller. directly on my body. they call this. going straight to the source

[kristensheartbeats @KristenWalenga]

We need to bust the myth that one needs a “certification” to administer effective CPR 🙌🏻 and use an AED⚡️

Hands Only CPR done my 15 year old for 8 minutes saved my my life and my brain 🧠. He learned it in a 20 minute 7th gd health class, 3 years prior.

[Wendy Hasson MD @WendyHassonMD]

A message from a hospital pastor:

May I humbly request not to call #DamarHamlin’s recovery a "miracle”?
It wasn't a miracle. He had a sudden cardiac arrest with a shockable rhythm, received enough oxygen to his brain to preserve it through CPR, and was shocked back into rhythm.

[Winter @deenafaywinter]

When Amara Strande was just 16, a 15-pound tumor was found embedded in her liver. Nearly the size of a volleyball. She was one of many students at Tartan High School in Oakdale who got cancer. Students joked about the water fountains, saying, “Don’t drink the 3M cancer water.” 🧵

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

fuck, marry, kill: ativan, ketamine, zyprexa

[Did The Browns Win? @DidClevelandWin]

Yes.

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

[Kay M. Dingwell🍁🩺🏳️‍🌈 @CanadianKayMD]

I used to be vaccine hesitant. Had my kids on a modified schedule and felt I was VERY educated. Here are posts I made in 2010 about visiting public health with Charlie, 2 months at the time.

By this point though, some critical thinking had started to sink in. Let me explain.

[Alyssa @ajbirddd]

I have to live everyday with the fact that Alex refuses to put his phone and Twitter on dark mode.

[Alyssa @ajbirddd]

@A_Porter24 ayeeeee 💍 future hubby

[Rebecca Shatsky, MD @Dr_RShatsky]

I got into a screaming match with a jerk oncologist who sold out by working for insurance companies to deny claims today. My whole office stopped and stared. But then they clapped after they realized why I was yelling. @premera is denying my patient’s Keytruda for her #TNBC

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

a few of my favorite memories