Know I’m Big Mama

Please don't take my tweets seriously

[clementine @clementineultra]

Birdman was Iñárritu’s attack on marvel movies, but Digger bravely tackles an even worse ill; the cinema of Aaron Sorkin

[Dr.Sucia @dr_sucia]

They got that shit ON

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Unfortunately my brain doesn’t know the difference between being held at gunpoint and getting an unexpected Teams call

[Sycamore’s Source @sycamoressource]

The is the most Florida problem ever. The state is basically MAGA Wakanda and the boomers/Gen X haven’t realized that their kids and grandkids want no part of it

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I want to hold my cat's little paws, but my cat doesn't want me to hold my cat's little paws.

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

If I’m waiting outside the bathroom and you in there doing this shit imma make you meet ur ancestors.

[Corporate Absurdity @CorpAbsurdity]

HR when you say you’re working for money

[crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽️ @citizenrobot]

The weather in LA is soooo perfect at 7 am and then the gods remember they hate our guts and then it's 88 degrees by 3 pm

[heatwave baby sleep @blueraspbaby5]

It still gives me a high like no other

[V @sexyexalted]

when my bf died and i was showing my coworker our pictures and she said “girl im sad for you he was fine”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kimmel to Mamdani: "I live in Los Angeles and that is not the reception our mayor would get"

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

They’re trying to sell you movie tickets for things you used to get with the DVD

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Right wingers: Billionaires aren’t the problem it’s actually trans people and immigrants

Billionaire: I am literally evil. I am not joking. I love being evil.

[selina meyer’s wife @selinameyersgf]

this veep subplot

[goma @soigomaa]

Why are these glasses legal? I don’t get it!

[poptimist @cathablanca]

They’re whacking you but PTA literally made the exact same point like 3 months ago 😭

[n@dine @lexipcdia]

his worst acting performance to date and I’ve watched the kissing booth

[Ruby Diamond @ASamantha]

No like everybody thinks they have a woke friend til Jane Fonda enters the chat

[Baeloncé Breakspear @narutosdurag]

You know…. I think Primetime and The Drama did a really great job at painting a picture of the dark macrocosm of culture and the internet in the 2000s.

[em @filmlver]

if i sent you this it means im about to lock tf in