andy

liquor & women two things i don’t chase #ynk #foreverand0

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Ronaldo scoring 2 goals against Uzbekistan and saying he’s back has to be the most embarrassing thing of this World Cup.

[InsensibleCFC @Chels1an]

USA players doing flicks and backheels at a World Cup and actually skinning defenders with them???

I dreamed about this

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

We haven’t forgot.

Monday, we get it back in blood.

[t @yastrzemskiszn]

WE FOUGHT A WHOLE COUNTRY WITH 13 COLONIES WHAT IS 10 MEN GONNA DO FOR 30 MINUTES.

[Graham Coffey @GrahamCoffeyDC]

George Washington was down a man once. Did he pack it in and play defense? Hell no. He snuck across the Delaware at night and got a second goal.

Finish them, USA

[Fanatic Perspective @Fan_Prspective]

That red card lets me know we don’t have proper home field advantage.

Ain’t no way in Hell a red card coming out for that at Azteca in Mexico City.

[Justin Thind @JustinThind]

If Malik Tillman was named Malique Tillmané, he’d be worth $100M and playing for Man City next year.

[Owen Tooelve @owentooelve]

if you're a democrat, I don't care

if you're a republican, I don't care

if you're not rooting for USMNT like your life depends on it even though you normally don't give a shit about soccer, go fuck yourself

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

I’m not sure what a red card means but apparently that’s how you deport the blacks

[🇺🇸 American H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

I want America’s best legal minds working on an appeal for Flo Balogun, and if that doesn’t work I want a minimum of 30,000 troops ready to deploy to FIFA HQ in Zürich

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

free folarin balogun

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

we have seen the absolute nastiest, most RACIST and XENOPHOBIC vitriol coming out of the mouths of japanese fans, brazilian fans, mexican fans, ecuadorian fans, etc. in the last 24 hours but for some reason you guys only apply this logic to USMNT fans. if you don’t want to cheer for the US, that’s absolutely fine. it’s a free fucking country! cheer for whoever you want! just stop fucking PEARL CLUTCHING like you’re making a humanitarian statement by not cheering for the US because of its “racist fans” while wearing a mexico jersey after mexican fans called ecuadorians neanderthal monkeys

[Jeremy Otto @JeremyOttoPxP]

AJ Hinch “if Dillon Dingler is not an all star than we should cancel the game. I really believe that. He is the best catcher in the game right now”

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

Haaland has been an unstoppable goal scoring machine for 7 years while barely touching the ball every game and still every game where he doesn’t score in the first 20 minutes the commentators will act stunned by how little he’s touching the ball

[T 🇫🇷 @Talhaa10_]

the idea was always that haaland would end up like bale, zlatan or lewandowski internationally because norway weren’t good enough. now he’s got 5 goals in 3 world cup games and has dragged them into the round of 16. when you’re genuinely generational, the circumstances only delay the inevitable

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.

[Tigers Data @TigersData]

Keider Montero has the 25th best ERA in baseball.

Montero would have the best starter ERA on 10 teams.

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Thomas Paine publishes an open letter in the Pennsylvania Evening Post, under the name “Republicus,” which advocates for the name “United States of America” for the new nation now emerging.

This is the first time such a term has been used.

[Tigers Data @TigersData]

In the last four games Tigers’ starters have combined for 24 IP / 5 ER

They went 1-3.

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

Conservatives will be celebrating “No Kings Day” on July 4th just like we did 250 years ago