Courtney

full time procrastinator, part time qt3.14
UIUC '21

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

The Pope right now (probably)

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

double cheeked up in my bday suit

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

Thick in the creek. Peak physique.

Fat Bear Week begins today.

[Courtney @ajellocup]

@Rosemarry__vt Titanfall 2 💙

[Tekzas 🇺🇸🏜️🇺🇳 @Texas_Libtard]

Every single European leader on the same night for no reason in particular I hope:

[Courtney @ajellocup]

@haesobased Sometimes this is all you have in a long distance relationship. Those nights falling asleep "together" on Skype feel magical. But waking up to a blank black screen and them not there, it makes the bed feel empty. If you're lucky it works out & you'll be together eventually.

[Barnaby Breaks History 🇺🇸 @BarnabyHistory]

🇺🇸 He was wearing a bulletproof vest under the FDNY fleece. A Secret Service agent disguised as an umpire stood a few feet away with a gun. Other agents were dressed as groundskeepers.

Officials asked him to throw Game 1 in Phoenix. Safer. Bush’s answer was New York or not at all. It was game 3 of the World Series. Steinbrenner got frisked on the way in.

He had bounced a first pitch in Milwaukee that season in dress shoes. This time he wore rubber soles.

He warmed up under the stands. Derek Jeter asked him: “Are you going to throw from the mound or from in front of it?”

Bush asked what he thought.

“Throw from the mound. Or else they’ll boo you. Don’t bounce it.”

He walked past the short rubber. All the way to 60 feet, 6 inches. Todd Greene was behind the plate. Posada was still in the bullpen with Clemens.

He said later it was the most nervous he ever was as president. Not because of the vest. Because he could not bounce it.

He threw a strike.

[Courtney @ajellocup]

@samanfsx Gonna out myself- growing up in the USA I never knew he was anything other than American. Only when I moved to the UK did I learn lol

[lee slayyymin 🦕 @goni4ever]

do u think the shaken baby syndrome will affect his ability to be captain

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

a great day celebrating our 𝐂aptain 🏠

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

a new era begins

[NHL @NHL]

From first overall at the 2023 #NHLDraft to captain! 🫡

Look back at the moments that shaped Connor Bedard's journey to @NHLBlackhawks captaincy!

[Courtney @ajellocup]

@NHLBlackhawks @PlayersTribune Hawksmin I'm crying rn I'm so ready for this season and Captain Bedsy ❤️🖤

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Hey guys, Connor here. Honored and excited to wear the C! Thanks for reading this. @PlayersTribune https://t.co/KG7nnS5kid

[Courtney @ajellocup]

@OnyxOdds @NHLBlackhawks @NHL MY CAPTAIN 🫡

[NHL @NHL]

That's 'C'onnor Bedard to you 😤

[NHL @NHL]

Captain Bedard has a nice ring to it 🔔

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

a new letter on the chest, a new chapter ahead ❤️

introducing the 37th 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 of the Chicago Blackhawks, 𝐂onnor Bedard!

[Gloria Alcocer Olmos @gloriaalcocer]

Hace unos días alguien me pedía darle ejemplos de violencia contra las mujeres y hoy me topo con este corto qué justo es un gran ejemplo del sexismo en la industria cinematográfica... y en la vida. Ojalá lo vean y me cuenten qué les parece