Alex Guyot

At some point I'm going to come up with something clever to put here.
(This account exists for historical purposes, you should follow me @_alexguyot)

[Alex Guyot @ajguyot]

@kyliejae Damn 😳

[Alex Guyot @ajguyot]

@67tallchris Sure thing 😁 Gotta love the ‘duff

[Alex Guyot @ajguyot]

@67tallchris Yea man just huffduff it https://t.co/RLxT1UguFB

[Alex Guyot @ajguyot]

@thetimchristian You have to ruin my fun, huh 🙄 Fine I’ll pick a different live animal.

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

March 2020 https://t.co/TL0ZJeXOTN https://t.co/zX17eyJzYH

[Emilio @emiliodotgov]

Direct deposit: $1400

Me at McDonalds: gimme the T-Rex

[Alex Guyot @ajguyot]

This is true.

[Mathew Grover @pdxgrover]

I have been saying this forever..... @TedLasso is the best show on TV. You need it, your heart needs it. Trust me.

[Alex Guyot @ajguyot]

@kyliejae Come visit you’ll see

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

when you're trying to print something

[Zach Aguilar @airzach]

A full year into COVID got me regretting all the times I didn’t go to Rainforest Cafe

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Arizona Republicans have decided to keep the state red with some of the nation's worst voter suppression.
https://t.co/EIzGbLNE4L

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

I believe compromise is the heart of unity. Progress demands concessions. So, to the right, in exchange for universal health care, I will allow all future space lasers to be non denominational.
What comprises do you propose?
Remember there are no bad ideas!!! #unity

[Emme Montgomery @ TwitchCon @negaoryx]

99% of the time, I ignore trolls and ban them. 1% of the time, I do this:

[Mister Misato @mrmikegod]

People love to stay alive. But if they don’t have any money, should they?

[Nicholas 🚜🌻 @fools_n_kings]

@kept_simple Just thought about the time the Japanese First Lady pretended not to speak English at all for a whole dinner in order to not speak to Trump sitting next to her - even though she went to English-speaking schools, worked for a global PR firm, and has given speeches in English.

[BenDavid Grabinski @bdgrabinski]

he’s absolutely killing it in the apocalypse

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Bernie Sanders this morning: "I'll just put on a sensible coat, some warm mittens, and keep a low profile. Today isn't about me, it's about Joe and Kamala. Wonder if anyone will even remember that I came to the inaugural."