Aaron Zelko

Optimist, football/baseball/NASCAR/roller coaster enthusiast (he/him)

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

@SteelCard30 You cooked with this one

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

RT for a chance to win a Tyler Shough autographed football! 🏈

Vote Shough for Rookie of the Year: https://t.co/0YipLG9k0S

#Saints | Rules: https://t.co/a7SWIYCPTO

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

@sixers @TyreseMaxey @NBA @ArtButSports do your thing

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Et in Arcadia ego, by Nicolas Poussin, 1637-38

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

@C_Cappella Padres are now contributing TO the revenue sharing pool too. Goes to show that people want to watch teams where the owner invests in the on-field product.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

RETWEET THIS for a chance to win a signed Andrew McCutchen jersey to celebrate Cutch's return!

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

What are we doing?

[Surrender Index 90 @surrender_idx90]

NO decided to punt to SF from the SF 43 on 4th & 3 with 14:24 remaining in the 2nd while losing 0 to 3.

With a Surrender Index of 29.74, this punt ranks at the 99.5th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2022 season, and the 98th percentile of all punts since 1999.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

It's official. I will be the next U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

We bet on the people of Pennsylvania - and you didn’t let us down 

And I won’t let you down. Thank you.

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

@Coaster365 There is another park coming in this list that does the “old park” thing 100x better

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

@Coaster365 Ugh, rare Coaster365 L. I hate this park. It feels old in a *bad* way IMO. In my bottom 5 🥴

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

STOP PUNTING

[Surrender Index 90 @surrender_idx90]

NE decided to punt to GB from the GB 46 on 4th & 5 with 6:53 remaining in OT while tied 24 to 24.

With a Surrender Index of 57.09, this punt ranks at the 99.6th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2022 season, and the 99.4th percentile of all punts since 1999.

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

@C_Cappella Agreed, but may I introduce you to the Cubs?

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

@C_Cappella My favorite part of all of these comments like this is how they somehow talked to “as many medical professionals as they could” and yet somehow none of the doctors told them they should get the vaccine 🤔

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

@BlueJacketsNHL @mhl Nice.

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

Hear me talk about baseball for a bit

[FanGraphs Baseball @fangraphs]

Effectively Wild Episode 1852: Roger, Over and Out https://t.co/BC2FKDHYxn

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

One of the best takes I’ve seen on this app

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

honeydew is an elite fruit and people who hate it are just eating bad produce

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

@TheBigPic Does Netflix just run bad campaigns?

[Aaron Zelko @ajhartman10]

@TheBigPic Why does the broadcast continuously make fun of the movies it’s trying to recognize? Every other joke is about how the movies nominated for best picture are boring, got bad reviews, or were seen by nobody.