Timur

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

“If I want to see every trophy, I’ll go to Stamford Bridge”.

[Timur @ajitimur]

Fuckin hell man, beautifully written.

[Edin Džeko @EdDzeko]

To the children of Bosnia & Herzegovina, I wrote this for you. Remember, nothing is impossible. @PlayersTribune

https://t.co/49fxPUEGq4

[Timur @ajitimur]

Only 1 loss with this line up 😂😂😂

[38-0.app @38_0app]

Inspired by https://t.co/OjIvlQbDhO, but for football.

Draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season.

Can you go 38-0?

https://t.co/znFjgOW4Wj

#football #soccer #fifa #premierleague

[Timur @ajitimur]

guess the market is in $SPCX and Elon's hands now

[Timur @ajitimur]

wakakakakak coooookkk lucu gettttt

[PROFESOR SAHAM @profesor_saham]

Kepala Staf kepresidenan mengusulkan

Motor listrik yang udah terlanjur dipesan BGN, kedepannya bisa dicicil oleh pegawai SPPG agar dana APBN tidak terpakai

Okeh bertambah yang benci program MBG

Masyarakat ✅️
Investor SPPG ✅️
Pegawai SPPG ✅️

Ini program apasih ajg

[Sarjana Eksu @SarjanaEksu]

Kenapa menguat? KARENA FISKAL DIBENERIN, MBG DAN KOPDES DIPOTONG BUDGETNYA🤣🤣🤣🤣

MANA TUH ANGGOTA DEWAN DAN POOR-BYE-AH YANG MARAHIN BANK INDONESIA
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ketika Bank Indonesia dirangkul buat benerin Rupiah baru menguat. Penyakitnya ya pemerintah sendiri tapi gak sadar😂😂😂

[Pink Bourbon @pinkbourbon8898]

USD/IDR

Lord Dasco emang jagoan.

[Timur @ajitimur]

@Cheytax_1 Roger that, Sir 🫡🫡🫡

[Timur @ajitimur]

Send itttttttt

[👀 @saludosparatii]

Bener kata bang Pandji. Orang ini dari kecil hidup dari keluarga kaya yg membuat tidak ada org yg berani mendebat dia, semua keinginannya pasti dituruti. Saudara, ART, dan temannya pasti mengiyakan dia. Mungkin cuma orang tuanya yg bisa bilang 'tidak' ke dia (itupun kalo orang tuanya tegas).

Ditambah dia masuk militer yg emg sistemnya 'siap ndan'. Semua hal dilakukan atas perintah atasan, bukan hasil duduk bareng dan saling challenge pendapat seperti di lingkungan kampus.

Udah gitu jadi ketua partai pula. Tau sendiri partai di Indonesia itu fanboy club. Ngga ada ideologi tapi semua arah partainya ditentukan tokoh partai tersebut. Hampir semua bawahannya pasti ABS.

So, selama dia hidup ngga biasa dgn kritikan. Karena dia biasa diiyain segala keinginannya. Sampai pada titik dia jadi presiden. Yg mana presiden adalah jabatan publik. Banyak org yg mengawasi dan mengkritik.

Alhasil pas jadi presiden ya begini. Kaget kalo ternyata dia bisa dikritik orang banyak dan dihajar kanan kiri. Jadi lgsg cap yg kritis itu nyinyir, antek asing, musuh negara, dll.

[Timur @ajitimur]

Fuckin ridiculous man wtf 😂😂😂

[Pankaj @the2ndfloorguy]

i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress 🚨

thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees

I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily.

few info masked for obvious reasons ;)

[Keir @Kingkeir]

Of all the examples to pick you've picked the ground that has had the same club play at it for 121 years, is the literal reason the club was created, one that fans own the freehold to and so the club can't just move. So yes it has soul

[Sarjana Eksu @SarjanaEksu]

Singapur paling kegerahan sama DSI

[Timur @ajitimur]

The core concept of Jensen Huang kuat mendem as a moat

[Hensen Juang @basedjensen]

Do you know why google and rest is having so hard time getting hbm allocations. Because none of them are willing to send top brass to drink and shmooze while Jensen knows the game in his bones

[Hensen Juang @basedjensen]

Do you know why google and rest is having so hard time getting hbm allocations. Because none of them are willing to send top brass to drink and shmooze while Jensen knows the game in his bones

[Pasqual Debohexa 🇧🇷🏆 #freeendrick @pasqual4]

MEU VÔ VIU 70
MEU TIO VIU 94
MEU PAI VIU 2002

E EU VEJO PORNO

[Timur @ajitimur]

Kecanduan cook, dah 3x unbeaten

[Madrid Sports @MadridSports_]

😱 Este juego es una PASADA

Escoges puesto a puesto a jugadores al azar de las Selecciones que han competido en la Copa del Mundo

Recomiendo el modo "De Memoria", que no salen las medias

Una vez lo tengas, simulas los partidos para ver donde llegarías

https://t.co/RQZ7DxhQ73

[S. @SebC__]

I wish any fanbase to experience the thrill of your best ever player coaching your team full of Academy graduates you've heard about for years winning every trophy in youth football.

That 2019-20 season was the most enjoyable season I had as a Chelsea fan after the league title seasons.

[Osi🍥🍡 | Open PO 📌 @dollahsainz]

yg mau iring iringan bleh langsung join di belakang