Allison Lather-Eischens

Nurse by trade, badass in my mind :: Music lover :: Minnesota sports fan :: Someone once told me I was funny

[Allison Lather-Eischens @ajlather]

Listening to @MyFavMurder episode 457 (I know, I'm behind) and bawling. So, I have to take the time to suggest my aunt's incredible book published at the forefront of this epidemic from the perspective of incredible people affected by this disease https://t.co/26R0JL1lxF

[Allison Lather-Eischens @ajlather]

Been stateside for less than 24 hours and I already wanna go back. Cancun, you always treat me well.

[Allison Lather-Eischens @ajlather]

PSA from a nurse: Covid is still real.

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Ready for @diggygraves1

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My favorite part of finally owning a home: I finally have my @Twins cave

[Ted @tlschwerz]

One of the best images of the year, signed by 20/20 man Byron Buxton.

RT for a chance to win. Must be following @realmnsportsfan and @tlschwerz to be eligible.

[Allison Lather-Eischens @ajlather]

My cat loves @diggygraves1 so much he has to be as close to Alexa as possible as soon as I start the music

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I don't miss you, I miss the misery

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God I really wish doctors actually listened to nurses

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Vibes

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Nursing school really doesn't prepare you for how many storage rooms you're gonna cry in in the hospital

[Allison Lather-Eischens @ajlather]

I thought it was too difficult to read two books at the same time, so instead I decided to write a book while still reading a new series. I regret my choice immensely.

[Allison Lather-Eischens @ajlather]

Maybe I just need to go back to dating women

[mia 💚 @miasvoid_]

for everyone who's not following the case, please understand that they do NOT have enough evidence against him, the prosecution still hasn't given the full discovery to the defense and this is just a politically motivated circus. DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT LUIGI MANGIONE

[Allison Lather-Eischens @ajlather]

Getting drunk and texting my realtor and lender will either result in me getting my dream house or being blacklisted from the housing market. But here I am doing it anyways.

[Allison Lather-Eischens @ajlather]

With every strand, a fresh beginning; a new summer style, where the sun meets my soul.

[Allison Lather-Eischens @ajlather]

The irony is not lost on me that I will never lay on an ultrasound table to see a baby growing inside me, but that I have been on an ultrasound table numerous times to see how large my current cysts are growing on my only remaining ovary
#PCOS #Endometriosis

[Allison Lather-Eischens @ajlather]

Did I read 4 books in 36 hours? Yes. Do I regret it? No. But my body does.