Arlynn Mast

History fan, happy uncle, pun enthusiast (yeah, I know...). Megustalations!

[Arlynn Mast @ajmast]

@mast_edwin It helps if they show up on time #truth

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@OTPeleg A friend of mine told me about a costumer that brought their own steel straw

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@amishclone @jaredshetler The oneplus 7 is out. I hear it’s stupidly fast. My friend has the oneplus 6t and absolutely loves it

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@mast_edwin So, get dirtier to get cleaner? #mudslinging

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@KristaStoltzfus @nAtE_thunderup Your littles what?

[Pastor Obvious says obvious pastor things @ObviousPastor]

Today is Christmas!

You can only retweet this today.

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@EmilyYutzy I did the exact thing some years back with an old civic. Threw me for a loop for a bit 😬

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@_lola_bee @mollyligonn And #2018 will rise from its ashes like a shitty Phoenix

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Go karts y’all!! #xtremewichita

[Pastor Obvious says obvious pastor things @ObviousPastor]

A bad limbo dancer walks into a bar.

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@kennzzzzo Eesh. What if he lives with his parents temporarily, until he moves to Guatemala for a job opportunity? Asking for a friend

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

How awful would it be if @realDonaldTrump logged on to Twitter in the morning and saw #DentureDonald trending https://t.co/w9qMfvuG3R

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@GailWalden6 @kennzzzzo Apparently they both include disappointment and heartbreak, but one leaves you with a little extra spending money 💰

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Flight crew (in English then Spanish): “if overhead compartments are closed, that means that they’re full. Please don’t open them”.
Kid in front of me: *opens compartment

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Overheard on a plane: ‘you have to watch out for those Italians. They say one thing, but they want your soul’.
#dark #casualracism

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@EmilyYutzy umm, I think I have #280caracters too 🤨

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@EJT___ 13 Going (Down) On 30 (The Roy Moore Story)