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[aj @ajmilllz]

if ur water pressure weak and ur outlets all loose please don’t invite me over 🙏

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Robin Williams should be casted in a Ted Cruz biop-ic

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Cousins are literally obsessed with having weddings

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

I wish they could both be president

[aj @ajmilllz]

@hurricanetiff all my homies down bad we in this shit together

[2mm @2mm2mm2mm2mm]

suffering from 3rd degree yearns

[aj @ajmilllz]

I need a Midwest girl who can change me

[aj @ajmilllz]

post-Chili’s depression

[aj @ajmilllz]

@havartikeitel when u realized halfway back to LA from Vegas >>

[aj @ajmilllz]

womens herstory month

[aj @ajmilllz]

talking my shit on the Chess app

[aj @ajmilllz]

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[aj @ajmilllz]

@hurricanetiff Natalie imbruglia top 2 and she not 2

[aj @ajmilllz]

@havartikeitel GSmith ain’t even top 3

[aj @ajmilllz]

no night is complete without sending at least one disrespectfully low bid for something on eBay/depop

[aj @ajmilllz]

@GrapeApeJapes irreverent kiddo

[aj @ajmilllz]

love taking photos of randoms out and about and sending them a few weeks later once they’re developed