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Spreadin’ Sheets & Clappin’ Cheeks

[Aaron @ajmonyx]

@fesshole I experienced something similar using Kwiff during the 2018 World Cup. Spain were 3-0 up at Halftime vs Croatia and the app was still letting me bet for their to be 3 goals by half time. Stuck £50 in and made an instant £180

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

“How’d you know I was on Ozempic?”

[Adam @abetrade]

pretty crazy how five years ago vaccines were the most devastating thing you could ever do to your body but nowadays its fine to inject chinese peptide from Temu because you cant stop snacking after dinner

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

[sadstephen🍃(a.wuah_papa) @wavymff]

When your s£x tape got leaked buh the title says “big c@ck”

[ƛƘƳƠƁƛ༈༈ @be_like_joke]

cannabis has many benefits. for example, it makes u retarded. but in addition, it also makes u lazy. no worries tho. it also makes you fat and insane.

[Spirit @SpiritWasLost]

you ever stretch so good and whimper like a faggot

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

anonymous submission

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel

[Flo ⚝ @lilfloo]

this is easily the funniest shit this dumbass nigga has ever done bruh

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

“A Glock, Severus? In your Rari?”

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

It's literally 2008 again:
> Housing is fucked
> We're at war in the middle east
> Ye is dropping heat
> Everyone is playing World of Warcraft

[Aaron @ajmonyx]

The Beamer has been off the road for 3 weeks while some electricals and brake hoses are sorted.

I’m going for one hell of a drive when she’s home.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Truth Nuke

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

Another map, added to the pool

[Morris Baker @MorrisBaker_]

Not like us.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Europeans when World War 3 starts but it's August