AJ

Anti-Bigot, Pro-Everyone Else just getting to live their best life.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

All good, it's only smoke alarms for an elderly relative... Nothing life saving or anything.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

One of the bonuses to ordering from @AmazonUK was Prime Delivery... This goes out the window when they use @RoyalMail instead.

Parcel delivery failed, tried to organise to go collect it as that would be simpler and instead somehow ended up delaying it further until Monday...

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@jdpoc @GBNEWS @ReasonedUK If they've not been bothered by any of Crafty's lies by now a fake image isn't going to move the needle.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

I guess @RandyRainbow won't have to eat his hat, he didn't make one year.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@newsthump A very important question has yet to be asked to my knowledge... are they legally obliged to have a cosplayer on and does it have to be a Vicar?

Is Eamonn Holmes going to rock up dressed as Tweedledum or Nigel Farage as a traffic warden?

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@LarsThunderbear @PeterRaktoe @ProfBrianCox @colwight @jimalkhalili The rest of his timeline is hilarious, he's certainly not lacking in confidence with who he's tweeting at honestly thinking they'll read them.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@jessoil @TheChilterns @ProfBrianCox @jimalkhalili He's watched every episode of X Files TWICE!

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@Steveojones73 @dannywallace @mrevgenylebedev @Nigel_Farage Bribery or Blackmail, take your pick.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@youngvulgarian Temu is if someone saw Wish adverts and went... "ok, but it's not weird *enough*..."

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@dave43law @AdamBienkov @BylineTimes It's ok, they'll see them at drinks later.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

"I don't think the voters wanted who they voted for" is quite the take.

Maybe it's just wishful thinking from a man the voters don't want.

[Johnny Mercer @JohnnyMercerUK]

I may be a ‘silly sod’ or a ‘twit’ - both of those are valid.

But I also don’t think voters really want people who’ve spent more time at university than in a job, who get dropped in to a constituency, inserted with a party chip and parrot party lines. Glad to have stoked debate.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@upwardology @BestForBritain Sadly the point is that when there's only one electable right wing party it gathers the votes in a way left and centre parties can't. Under FPTP the luxury of choosing our first choice is less powerful than tactical voting.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@9th_M0nth @mattgreencomedy Speaking as a gamer...

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@mattgreencomedy Is there some dark alternate you out there somewhere, the Hyde to your Jekyl, or is he just confused?

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@IanNaylor1 @MrHarryCole Harry's off to one side, hiding his sellotape.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

And next up we have Policy Exchange with a selection of their greatest hits from the Westminster Think Tank Scene of the late 80's...

[Sebastian Payne @SebastianEPayne]

This is both dumb and disgraceful - Policy Exchange is an important part of the Westminster think tank scene and shouldn’t be intimidated in this way

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@MrNMJackson @SebastianEPayne Especially as there's very little evident thinking and the only tanking is the economy.

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@insomniacgames Recently pre-ordered the special edition, can't wait to see the Venom/Spidey/Miles statue!

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@HlReports @BWallaceMP More like Non...

Non is considered by Jor-El as "a mindless aberration, whose only means of expression are wanton violence and destruction".

[AJ @ajnspencer]

@TomGorman123 @Deedy2201 @JaneAnneGardin2 @GillianKeegan @MeganWi90287242 @TuringScheme_UK Tories/Brexiters? Manipulating the narrative?!