Aly Strouse

[Daniel Van Kirk @danielvankirk]

America, where you only ever need half a flagpole.

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME ARIES SEASON! OVER CONFIDENCE! IMPATIENCE AS AN EXTREME SPORT! BE THE DRAMA THE WORLD NEEDS NOW! ALL OF LIFE IS A COMPETITION! BRUTAL HONESTY BUT MAKE IT FLIRTING! ABRASIVE PEP TALKS! ASSERTIVE AFFECTION! FUCK AROUND AND LEAVE BEFORE YOU FIND OUT! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

[Rhode Island Problems @RIprobz]

It's the coldest day of the year. RT if you bought an iced coffee. #RIprobz

[Kev ☬ @brownboykev]

when October hits don’t ask me if I wanna do spooky stuff with you just come get me

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

[sadie & that ✰ @starlostchnie]

this is the only day you can retweet this

[Aly Strouse @ajo1320]

Disgusting

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

two americas

[Aly Strouse @ajo1320]

@_haleymilano @nikkivee503 This is painfully accurate

[🍯🪴✨ @agavedelacasa]

aaaand just like that, blue lives matter didn’t matter anymore

[Honey, the land! @angryblkhoemo]

Almost as if the "blue lives matter" stuff was never about loving police as much as just hating Black people.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

The deepest irony of this whole “I’m a Republican so I only respect doctors who are medical doctors,” thing is that 300,000 Americans are dead because Republicans didn’t respect medical doctors.

[Rachel Paige @rachmeetsworld]

checking the news today

[Aly Strouse @ajo1320]

Please vote everyone

[Morning Consult @MorningConsult]

In Texas, Joe Biden and Donald Trump are tied.

- Biden 48.1%
- Trump 48.1%

https://t.co/jLPH4hTBgX

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Promise?

[Scott Zabielski @scottzabielski]

Well, my Cops Voter Guide just arrived in the mail, let’s just see what—

[ty @tygrswrld]

u kno what sucks? the fly is now gunna b the big story from this debate and not the fact that he said systemic racism doesn’t exist lol

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

After receiving the best socialized health care in the world Trump just said "no" to providing any relief to the unemployed, the uninsured or the hungry. But he's still pushing the Senate to confirm a Supreme Court nominee who will strip health care from 20 million. How pathetic.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

The President turned his back on you.