Aldona J Pytka

PENN '17 ••• PIT | PHL | NYC | VIE | SJC 27 countries and counting

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

@GovBallNYC security at Governors Ball also shut the gates at 9 PM (during the @billieeilish concert) and when people who had just purchased tickets minutes before questioned the policy, they were told that they needed to leave or NYPD would be coming to arrest them.

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

@VividSeats Staff at Governor’s Ball NYC is turning away people who purchased passes from you on the grounds that “Vivid Seats is selling fraudulent tickets.” I know my passes were legitimate, gave them away to other people and they had no trouble.

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

@GovBallNYC refused to accept the VIP tickets I spent $1800 on and then when I broke down and bought two new tickets for $300 at 8:56 PM, security wouldn’t let us in because it was too late to enter. I just wanted to see Billie Eilish and I flew a red eye from CA to be here.

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

My package arrived. Here's a picture of the label.

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

@angryaustrian_ Buy a Tesla and I'll take care of the decal

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

@angryaustrian_ Stolen content @THschaffer

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

All @elonmusk managed to accomplish was guarantee that every #Cybertruck gets assaulted to see if the windows break.

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

@IvySole Finally someone said it thank you @IvySole

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(336): Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(412): I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

The distinction between
"Poki Bowl" & "Pokéball"
Has caused an abnormal amount of confusion in my house

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

"Never understood why black people get so much shit for giving their kids dumb names when every white girl names her kid Trashilynn."

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

I'm just saying — this is probably why I have no friends 😅

[Dr. Lauren Eaton Spencer @heydrlauren_]

Good statements for women to practice:
1) no.
2) u interrupted me, I’m not done talking.
3) that’s not funny.
4) I already know that.
5) that won’t be necessary.
6) ur making me uncomfortable.
7) that’s not appropriate.

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

Shithole International

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Armed police detained a man who was wielding a knife at passengers at Schiphol Plaza in the airport in Amsterdam, Netherlands.

Read the latest world stories here: https://t.co/ykoGZGdRPI

[Aldona J Pytka @ajpytka]

@charliekirk11 That's a really bad typo man, no offense 😬