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What’s up Fresh, it’s our turn baby

[Doogan Safe @ajsafier]

@AidanSLytle45 @HoustonTexans @NFL @usnikefootball Who is going to tell him?

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@iJordanMoore @Misterchoc_ That was a meaningless game for the Texans in which many players sat out or barely played...

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@travisinLB Rent free

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@TridentTrue @WashingtonDonny The outrage was never real and always based on “you beat my team so I don’t like you”. As the former Astros move around the league it becomes more and more obvious. Clearly yours was always fake too

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@JamesRoyNFL His announcement was then picked off, and returned for a TD

[Zach Cole step son @Tuckplslose]

we will probably never have something like this again due to the scandal

even with the actual players who did use the sign stealing gone everyone outside of Houston is never gonna support our players just bc they wear white and orange

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@CodifyBaseball 2017 Astros

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Mike Rowe: “For every five tradespeople that retire this year, two replace them.”

“It’s been that way for 12 years.”

“I don’t need to be a mathematician, this is bad arithmetic.”

“7.2 million able-bodied men today, in their prime working years, are not only unemployed … they’re not even looking.”

“What are they doing?”

“2,000 hours a year, on average, on screens.”

“I got a call from a company called BlueForge Alliance … in charge of something called the maritime industrial base.”

“The maritime industrial base consists of 15,000 individual companies, all of whom are tasked with delivering thermonuclear-powered submarines to the US Navy—three a year, two Virginia-class, one Columbia.”

“BlueForge Alliance calls me and they say, we need to hire some tradespeople, and we were wondering if you and your foundation could help.”

“I said, I’ll try, as you probably learned, it’s pretty skinny out there … how many do you need?”

“They said 100,000.”

“100,000 tradespeople for one industry that most people don’t even think about.”

“They said, we’ve looked everywhere … do you know where they are?”

“I said, yeah I do, they’re in the eighth grade.”

“That’s 100,000 building submarines. There’s 80,000 in the automotive industry alone for technicians. Right now … 80,000 openings.”

“You start to go down the list and you begin to realize our workforce is wildly out of balance.”

@mikeroweworks @momsforamerica

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Never forget when the Astros threw two immaculate innings in the same game...against the same three batters 😱

(via @MLB)

[SorTaSPORTS @SORtAsports]

A GIF for each #NFL matchup this weekend 🧵

Starting with #Chargers @ #Texans

#BoltUp #HTownMade

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@1fitzmagic @UHCougars Absolute bullshit. @UHCougars should be ashamed. Been I’m trying to exit the garage for over an hour

[Kyle Fitz @1fitzmagic]

@UHCougars this parking situation is an embarrassment. Been stuck in pink garage for 30+ mins. Haven’t moved. Is this your first time hosting a football game #cougshouse #parking #stuck

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Two years ago today, Yordan Alvarez turned the game upside down!

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@LanceZierlein @TexasRCC Jeff Luhnow knew what he was doing and they have lived off of that long after his departure. The well is starting to dry up. Ironically, they could just hire him again and I’m fairly confident they would be back on track quickly

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

No game tonight. So, here are 4 minutes of non local baseball media discussing what THEY think about the Astros. These clips are from within the last 2 weeks. As an Astros fan, I completely get off to this shit I cannot lie. NOBODY has it better than US. They’re terrified 😂.

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

Wrote about Yordan Alvarez, and not just because he's an all-time great. (He is an all-time great.)

But because of two oddly interesting things:

⚔️He has 0 swords against him, not 1, a huge rarity
⚾️ He makes defenses play worse // -18 OAA last 2 yr

--> https://t.co/jIDVPwwvsZ

[Houston Astros @astros]

The #Astros have acquired Cuban minor league IF/OF Yordan Alvarez from the Los Angeles Dodgers in exchange for RHP Josh Fields.

[Doogan Safe @ajsafier]

@adams_at Burlingame, NC?? I’ll be there with my kids in July 😬

[Astros Josh @AstrosJosh]

It’s absurd another MLB franchise hasn’t hired Jeff Luhnow.

[Jeff Luhnow @jluhnow]

It would be like having Altuve, Bregman and Correa in the same infield… 💪💪💪