AjsMonkey

Aj: Cycling Monkey Extraordinaire

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

860 prisoners were released in error between 2010 and 2024, during the time the Conservatives were in office

The first and now second accidental release under Labour are causing more headlines than all 860 accidental releases under the Conservatives combined 🤷‍♂️

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

@SkyHelpTeam Hi, what have you done on the last Sky Stream update? Passthrough audio is a shambles with intermittent distortion, lag and sync issues. Set up is Samsung TV eARC, Apple 4K TV & HomePods. Was fine, but issues now across 2 iOS updates & no other source has same issue.

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

@JeffBezos @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump It’s good to talk (Bob Hoskins, 1994) @elonmusk @JeffBezos @realDonaldTrump

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

Innit

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Sorrywhatpardon?

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

Innit

[Adam Tranter @adamtranter]

Dangerous cycling laws sound reasonable, but it is an incredibly strange use of Government time and resource given how rare it’ll need to be used.

Every death is tragic but to put it into perspective, on average each year, more pedestrians are killed by cows than by cyclists.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Proving that we need immigrants to do the jobs us Brits don’t want to do…

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Introverts are two totally different people when they care and when they don’t.

[Derek Murphy @MarathnInvestgr]

Runner’s World Editor’s Races Under Scrutiny https://t.co/2fGLr42b36

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

@ChaseTrails Bonkers. Follow on Insta so no issue, but wtf, surely you just want info to reach largest audience?

[Andy Hill @4ndyHill]

Actual footage of a mountain biker driving a car passing another cyclist on a national speed limit A-road yesterday on the way home from work.

Bit of a non-event really... dunno why other drivers seem to struggle with it 🤔

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

Absolutely ridiculous. Innit

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

Awesome innit

[RUN’IX @RUN_IX]

🙄 IMAGE DU JOUR | Le sourire ensanglanté de la Norvégienne Sylvia Nordskar (🇳🇴) – à l’arrivée du Marathon du Mont-Blanc ce matin ! Faute à une chute dans la dernière descente. Pas d’abandon – elle termine à une solide 5ème place de la course 💪

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

@VecchioJo @shedfire What a Great Tit

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

Science innit

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

@CatharineHoey Standard drill: Of course you’re clearly entitled to, however, we’ll prevent you from doing so as and when it’s not what we want to hear. #balance

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

Under…..lying aim.

[Dame Andrea Jenkyns DBE 🇬🇧 @andreajenkyns]

To all the presenters pulling out of the show in solidarity with #Lineker, no problem, why don't you leave the taxpayer funded #BBC then you all can be as sanctimonious and vocal as you like. Or lets #DefundTheBBC

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

@CCHQPress 8 hours, 18k views, 83 likes. Strong stats.

[AjsMonkey @AjsMonkey]

Perfect. Innit.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: Mogg says Sue Gray is not impartial

Middle: Mogg says Sue Gray is independent, has the highest integrity and greatest reputation

Right: Heappey says Sue Gray is independent

End: John Bishop says Sue Gray doesn't need to investigate, she just needs the CCTV footage

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: Mogg says Sue Gray is not impartial

Middle: Mogg says Sue Gray is independent, has the highest integrity and greatest reputation

Right: Heappey says Sue Gray is independent

End: John Bishop says Sue Gray doesn't need to investigate, she just needs the CCTV footage