Tony Joseph

UMN ‘22, Researcher 1 in the @richardlab_

[Slava Bobrov @slava__bobrov]

Your cell anatomy overview:
#biology

[Niko McCarty. @NikoMcCarty]

Bacteria replicate DNA at crazy speeds & accuracy. 💨

If DNA polymerase was a USPS truck, and each home was a single nucleotide:

This truck would deliver to every home in the U.S. in 65 hours. It would do this about 4 times without making a single mistake.

[Mark Laubach @laubach_mark]

There was romance in the air. #SfN22
https://t.co/pabV2bsSGr

[Dr. Overheard SfN @overheardsfn]

“Of the top 5 worst places to be hungover, three of them are SfN”

#SfN22

[Dr. Overheard SfN @overheardsfn]

“I am not leaving this conference until I have at least FIVE free tote bags” #SfN22

[STAT @statnews]

Opinion: The best time to act is already in the past. The second-best time is right now. https://t.co/XgAhrE0Fti

[Tony Joseph @ajtony99]

I seriously considered taking a nap in the elevator. Finals are rough man.

#Tonyprobs

[Tony Joseph @ajtony99]

The ⁦@fhstennisgals⁩ fan section is pretty great #fmtcards

Credit for the picture goes to Coach Laura Olsen

[Tony Joseph @ajtony99]

Student: we should play a game. every time you get an enzyme wrong you have to do a shot of tequila

Professor Siliciano: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[Invention of Tennis]

"...and you just try to hit it back to me"

Wow, that's really simple

"Yeah, I wanted it to be very straightforward"

For sure that's the best part about it

"Uncomplicated, you know what I mean?"

Exactly! No weird stuff

"Yeah"

So how do you keep score?

[Tony Joseph @ajtony99]

Well. This happened. Okay.
https://t.co/hCfRpv08SK

[Scripps National Spelling Bee @ScrippsBee]

Dictionary loses to 2019 Scripps National Spelling Bee Co-Champs:
#Speller5 Rishik Gandhasri
#Speller93 Erin Howard
#Speller132 Saketh Sundar
#Speller307 Shruthika Padhy
#Speller354 Sohum Sukhatankar
#Speller407 Abhijay Kodali
#Speller427 Christopher Serrao
#Speller462 Rohan Raja

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

can’t believe smash mouth wrote “judging by the hole in the satellite picture, the ice we skate is getting pretty thin, the water's getting warm so you might as well swim” 20 full years ago and some people still aren’t taking climate change seriously

[HBO @HBO]

"Find the biggest TV you can." - Emilia Clarke

[Tony Joseph @ajtony99]

"It's a thin line between genius and insanity. And I love playing jump rope with that line"
- Tony Joseph

"Dude, you scare me"
- Tony Joseph's friend

[Complex @Complex]

Arya killing the Night King with Titanic music, y'all are QUICK #GameOfThrones

https://t.co/rhlTfdAF8v

[Tony Joseph @ajtony99]

Arya Stark

Oh. My. God.

#BattleOfWinterfell

[Tony Joseph @ajtony99]

and please let ghost live that's all I ask

[Tony Joseph @ajtony99]

If they kill Jon Snow or Arya Stark tonight, I’m dropping out of school. Just so you know. #BattleOfWinterfell

[Ashford @AshfordAc]

Lasagna