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[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

MrBeast getting half a billion YouTube subs and Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on the same day feels like a global humiliation ritual.

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@styIysh lmaooo I loved remy sm 😭

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@GordonHolmes in australian survivor, after fan favorite was voted out, people created a gofundme and collected almost as much as the prize money for him (maybe even more, I dont remember) 🫶

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@SharpElbows23 @gonegirlfriend why do you care

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@realweirdmartha ozzy is also openly bi 🫶

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@sandeliond putting ozzy with a bunch of insufferable magas is insaneee

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@kaktusik_13_ ախխ մոռացել էի ինչ խորիմաստ կարծիքներ են ստեղ հայտնում

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@Mithrandir48 @KelseyTuoc u r an immigrant yourself lmaooo

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@smbckys my mom watched the mcu movies for the first time and in the midst of hemsworths and evanses she saw anthony and was like, WOW that's a handsome man 😍

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@Sakhisoliloquy I swear your followers count change every time I update your page lmaoo

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@stacycay as a non-American, the fact that the white house is posting about arresting some minor criminals is hilarious. the fact that not a single one of them is white, explains why they're doing it. fits their narrative well.

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@Brocklesnitch lmao 😭 I ask my sister "spish?" which is Russian for "are you asleep?" even when she's sitting right next to me or when we're walking, I think she's sick of me

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@somethings_awry I don't have one, but my bestie's labrador always bites my boobs lmao 😂😭

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@goodhazelgraces @ecto_fun @StevenWallaby doesn't really surprise me, whenever I happen to come across the russian population of twitter, they're mostly pro-israel

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@A0781655671 @leylahamed a left foot, right foot and a header

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@joewantsadrink idk about iphones, but with samsung, if you turn it off and on, the first unlock can't be done with fingertip/face id

[M-Jay🪅 @Jamesoflife]

The man vs bear argument has been upgraded to man vs lion. A 13yr old girl in Ethiopia was abducted and abused by a group of men but was rescued by lions when they heard her crying and protected her until the police came.

A literal wild animal saved a girl from…men.

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@ESCCray @escxfavv I always forget they didnt qualify bcz it's one of the rare eurovision songs that I listen to outside of the contest

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@maan_rozen whats this mahmood erasure 😔

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@Nachtmerrie23 I'm so happy my country didn't give them shit omg