This week we will learn that Mitch McConnell is dead.
He will have miraculously lived just long enough to ensure Thomas Massie can’t run in a special election.
“They imposed slavery on us to destroy us, then religion to divide us; ever since, fear has kept us in servitude, ignorance has controlled us, and the truth has always frightened us.”
Patrice Lumumba, the Congolese anti-colonial leader who was tortured, murdered, and dismembered by the CIA and Belgium for refusing to hand over his country's resources to imperialist powers.
Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?
This is a post about AI
What never happened before Trump:
-Every president who lost has conceded except Snowflake Donald.
-No President has ever sold watches, fragrance, phones, and crypto WHILE president.
-No US President has ever made $1.3 billion a year AS president.
-No President has EVER been so unhinged as to add his name to a memorial of another president.
-No President has ever destoryed a third of the white house to build a gold dance hall.
-No President has ever forced taxpayers to pay for his war on algae, then lose the war.
-No President has ever been broken by late night comedians and pop stars.
-No President has ever forced the IRS to give him an official right to never pay taxes.
-No President has ever started a war just to hide his connections with a pedophile.
-No President has ever lost a war that he started just to hide his connections with a pedophile.