Alex

FDNY Paramedic, atheist, vegan, & drug free geek

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@RinoTheBouncer @therealcliffyb The Venn diagram of paying for Twitter and bad takes is a perfect circle. It’s remarkable

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@StreetsblogNYC nice to see the city prioritizing notifying cars over the mobility of other users

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@_ClimateCraze @GrantCardone He must be an infant

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When I try and place a bid, it says my registration is not confirmed - when completing onboarding it says "We've encountered an issue on our end" - the account was made in 2003

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@TheWapplehouse https://t.co/NpV4ay8YiX

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https://t.co/WGLsWvbHYb

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@crehage @jordanbpeterson Why would you assume Mount Doom is real? Well if you were there you’d think it was real.

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@mrbasil_pesto That Carl Sagan imitation was disturbing

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@iuntue @rahym_D I was really bothered by all the pokemon in the game, that definitely isn’t true to history

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@ohshidt I think I’m more disturbed with “reproductive career”

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@bestofdyingtwit

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@edwardcurrent I don’t see it as viable when we can just… turn it off?

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@TransiTorri @abughazalehkat @peadawg_08 Looks like a regular dad to me

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@abughazalehkat @peadawg_08 I heard they’re putting octopus litter boxes in schools

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@JUNlPER @Stillremi @premiumbusiness They took away NYTimes, but they weren't even a legacy, they were a gold checkmark for companies

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@wittywebhandle @ohshidt At least credit @extrafabulous and their masterpieces

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@abughazalehkat More like hucksterverse