brianna

[brianna @ak__bri]

This is what people think when I say I’m from Alaska

[Himbo Slayer @h1mb0slayer]

Can I get a dirty Shirley, hold the dirty

[ornamental hermit @idkpaulina]

what? 😭

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

If you are gonna do conspiracy theories go big or go home.

[angelina 🌱 @malfoyslibrary]

this is so draco malfoy coded

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

This list got me HOLLERING

[mousey ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ @HIBlSCUS]

remember to leave out milk and cookies for george bush tonight ❤️

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

coming soon

[Sinking @EisakuOtomo]

Queen Elizabeth running into XXXTentacion in hell

[dreka🎀 @ravishingdreka]

Snoring is a red flag 🚩🚩🚩🚩 because why you can’t breathe? You stuffed with lies!

[trash jones @jzux]

lavishing him with praise when he brings me coffee and a pastry so he’ll do it again. Pavlov’s boy

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

Sharpay in HSM 2 took all her friends to her father resort free of charge and even gave some jobs…but they still made her out to be the bad guy ??

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

it can be sooo healing to waste $7 per day on special treats

[ben @benwassertweet]

BREAKING: in a landmark 6-3 decision the Supreme Court has ruled Americans can eat shit and die

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

five tickets for the Barbie movie

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

damn this lake *is* superior

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

LMFAO

[tcn @travis_neff]

LEGEND ALERT FROM TALKEETNA ROADHOASE

[laura ☁️ @llaurajpeg]

if i got pregnant tomorrow and couldn’t get an abortion, at least i can still buy a gun and shoot myself!