AK_Doug

he/him

[Edmonds Scanner @EdmondsScanner]

When is someone finally going to invent a coffee machine that also calls out sick at work for you, makes a mimosa, and starts a bubble bath running?

[AK_Doug @AK_Doug]

It is something that comes up quite a bit, but we really need a better way to share socially. Every "innovation" is geared toward profit, not communication. We really need community spaces where we aren't a commodity to be profited from.

[AK_Doug @AK_Doug]

Dropping Reddit premium. Given the options I guess it is "other"

There isn't an option for "spez is a terrible person that is driving this site into the ground"

[AK_Doug @AK_Doug]

Wordle 733 X/6*

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Today I made turtle eating a piece of mango.

[Alan Helmick @HelmickAlan]

If you're going to charge your device in the wild use a data blocker adapter people!! $13! @Snubs watch Morse codes for more useful up-to-date information on Juice Jacking and other tech tips.
https://t.co/127WpDqnh6

[Unite against COVID-19 @covid19nz]

Every time you catch COVID-19, your risk of other severe issues starts to rise.

Research is starting to show that with reinfection, your chance of serious issues such as diabetes, mental health issues, and chronic fatigue goes up.

[Adam @ABrokenBattery]

More info on the #LongCovid quality of life study.

https://t.co/nO1n44NXpo

[Hrrrl Scouts @HrrrlScouts]

📢 Chris Tuck Chris Sucks 📢

He’s an anti-choice misogynist liar who’s gonna split the vote and shit the bed. Boring.

Drop out and get better politics/therapy, Chris. Nobody’s interested in or needs your creepy centrist ass bumbling around and mucking things up. #ancgov

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market https://t.co/KSKkK3gDH3

[AskHistorians @askhistorians]

As of just now, AskHistorians has taken its forums offline to protest @Reddit's policies regarding API and third-party developers.

You may well be thinking: why has such a dry-sounding issue managed to spark one of the largest user revolts in social media history?

Well... 🧵

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

The manipulation of public opinion on covid has been intense & successful. Most ppl I know believe 3-6 of these. They're all lies 🧵

1. Lockdowns weakened immune systems
2. Like a cold/flu
3. Kids don't spread it
4. It's seasonal
5. Masks don't work
6. No one dies of covid now

[AK_Doug @AK_Doug]

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today I made cat that totally didn't get into the hollandaise sauce.

[AK_Doug @AK_Doug]

Live walrus cam has a sunrise now.

https://t.co/txykYPV6pU

[AK_Doug @AK_Doug]

@bleutabbies Forget waterboarding, this should be the go to for torture.

[AK_Doug @AK_Doug]

Man, what a day. Presented with "Should we start genocide again?" the Supreme Court actually said "No"!!!!!! YAY!!!!!