Armeen Kapadia

DJ on demand to my toddler. No gyaan, only lame jokes here. My book is available:

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

My first book, a short story collection is out for you to read! Please make a writer’s day and leave a review too.
https://t.co/sRdHAxSEBm

#reading #writer #Amazon #authors #story

Shout out to @SanjBasa and @ripul for their help.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

A New Frontier for Travel Scammers: A.I.-Generated Guidebooks https://t.co/coBMoE2zeN

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When I gave Meta the idea for their app name. 😉

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

Change the name of this app to ‘A Thread’.

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I'm using social media to tell you about not using social media (too much) ;) https://t.co/PA16Fact98

Reactivating Medium after ages.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

If you log back on to any social media after a loooong break.... you'll realise you missed nothing.

It's the same rants, problems, jokes, tips and dog&cat stuff. Last category is the best of course.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

Rocket Boys is an amazing series. One of the best across all OTT. A beautiful story of some of the people who built modern India, and the people in their lives. Season 2 is also sooo good. Couldn't stop watching it. Thank you @realabhaypannu for bringing their stories to light.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

@daily_objects has the worst return/exchange process in the world.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

Me every time I open WhatsApp:
Why am I in so many pointless groups?

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

Learn from Bangalore Uber drivers and never feel guilty about cancelling something if your heart’s not in it.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

Others: Doomscrolling through Twitter
Me: Foodscrolling through Zomato

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

We need Reels on @netflix and all OTT platforms that just show trailer after trailer so we can watch one hour of that instead of trying to decide what to watch.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

Mr Jones on @PrimeVideoIN is an amazing watch. An intriguing story about a famous book, Russia, Ukraine and more, back in the 1930s. Hard hitting as hell.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

Snacks at Bangalore airport cost more than your entire trip.

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@NeerajT4

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Liked one of my own tweets by mistake. Kinda weird that this is even possible.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

TOI has referred to Boris Johnson as BoJo which is the PERFECT name for him really.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

War kills slowly when it doesn’t kill quickly.

[Katya Gorchinskaya @kgorchinskaya]

These photos were taken 41 days apart by the president’s photographer. The first one on the 23rd of February, the last day of peaceful Ukraine. The second one in Bucha today.

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

Wow how calm is Chris Rock after that slap.

I’m never that calm even on a normal day. Even when no one has slapped me. 🤐

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

Everything in Bangalore is available in ten minutes now.

Except you.

If you sit in a vehicle you will not be available anywhere in ten minutes. 😆

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

No words needed…

[Armeen Kapadia @ak_growling]

Really crazy how in a couple of days the timeline went from covid, covid, covid to war, war, war.