Jeremy Patterson

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So weird how the people who think an anonymous government insider on 8chan is revealing Donald Trump is saving the world from a baby eating cabal are also the people who refuse to believe The Atlantic's anonymous sources telling a story that involves zero magic or time travel.

[Ana Cabrera @AnaCabrera]

JUST IN: VT Republican Gov. Phill Scott announces "I won't be voting for President Trump"

[Michele @MichelleAnne63]

@scientificrealm @realDonaldTrump I did see ONE poll were Trump was leading..
Cause he would do this! 🤣

[Axios @axios]

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”

@realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.”

Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

[Jeremy Patterson @akaJDP]

Too funny

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

10 years ago this month: Obama's JacketGate — the worst scandal in presidential history.

[Susannah Fielding @Misssusannahf]

My stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard at this... https://t.co/Cety7KTmFB

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Decluttered my closet this weekend- not a single pair of my pants "sparked joy" and now I'm being charged with indecent exposure.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Oh man, once Trump gets his wall he better hope no one shows Mexico this old video we found.

[Jeremy Patterson @akaJDP]

Thanks @Hardy_SXM & @sxmLithium for soundtracking my 6+ hour road trip today.

[Ted Allen @TheTedAllen]

Merry Christmas!

[Jeremy Patterson @akaJDP]

The Washington Post: SNL mocked my appearance. Here’s why I didn’t demand an apology..
https://t.co/OFyi8Ovitb

via @GoogleNews

[Aotearowan @the_scarfie]

@realDonaldTrump Left: We need to change the gun laws
Right: How dare you! They are our rights embedded in the constitution

Left: Birthright citizenship can't be changed because it is embedded in the constitution
Right: It's outdated and needs to change so let's find a way!

[Jeremy Patterson @akaJDP]

@NicoleNagine Oh, fo' sho'!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

You’ve been hit by...

[Jeremy Patterson @akaJDP]

The rape culture of the 1980s, explained by Sixteen Candles https://t.co/FvhiEzhUlg via @voxdotcom

[Jeremy Patterson @akaJDP]

https://t.co/rDVNICoTAG