Danny McPhee

I'm like a white Jay Z, only i can't rap, I'm not rich, and I dont have Beyoncé...yet.

[Danny McPhee @akaTHEDapperDan]

The first video I found on YouTube today. YouTube, you the real MVP. You're being a real wingman.

[Danny McPhee @akaTHEDapperDan]

J.J. "Turn Down For" Watt

[Danny McPhee @akaTHEDapperDan]

.@tacobell you guys are slacking tonight. No cheese on my cheesy bean and rice or half my slices or quesadilla. Are you trying to hurt me? 😢

[Danny McPhee @akaTHEDapperDan]

Nailed it. https://t.co/U7V8OgmRC6

[Danny McPhee @akaTHEDapperDan]

Remember that time I was in a commedia show, and was a world class model at the same time? #model… https://t.co/XECKRCjAw3

[Danny McPhee @akaTHEDapperDan]

.@Garmin, stop telling me to turn down private drives like they're roads. I doubt driving through a cemetery is going to get me there faster

[Danny McPhee @akaTHEDapperDan]

"It's my night to be selfish, I'll get the plate of shellfish." - Nick Jonas on a date w/ girl who's allergic to seafood.

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When your Grandma sucks at ping pong.... https://t.co/36J8vMXZOB

[Danny McPhee @akaTHEDapperDan]

"It's my right to be selfish. I'll still get relish!" - Nick Jonas getting hotdogs.

[Danny McPhee @akaTHEDapperDan]

Hopefully going to East Texas next week. And if I do, I better see some of my old homies.

[Count Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

DO U REALIZE IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO OBAMA THAT JOE BIDEN WOULD RUN THE COUNTRY? ISN'T THAT THE MOST SCARY/AMAZING THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD?

[Danny McPhee @akaTHEDapperDan]

Man walks into Victoria Secret:

Ok ladies, I'm here disprove the "sweatpants boner" theory. So let's lose the merch off those mannequins.