Elissa ✨

Trying to use baked goods to solve all my problems since 1997 • TAMU class of 2019

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@azhedadr They’re called Turf Wars! There’s three volumes. I’m sure you can find em at most bookstores, or amazon or whatever!!!! The plot is basically “Korra and Asami go on vacation, be girlfriends, and also did you know that like half the former avatars were gay?” They’re great haha

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@azhedadr *dw

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@azhedadr They kiss in the comics do

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@azhedash It's @ meetmissminnie!!

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

I'm at the point in being a Millennial with a pet where the unending siren song of starting a dog Instagram overcomes my free will entirely

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@demolitionl0ser 1) what a terrible thing to do and 2) what... were you expecting

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@demolitionl0ser Pretty sure I know exactly which reply you mean and it made me viscerally upset

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@duckyeis Gross!! Gross!!!!!

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@demolitionl0ser @buchaechim It's definitely cool!

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@buchaechim @demolitionl0ser I will gladly read and help with both of your cover letters forever

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

The entire @tamuwc consultant group chat is currently being torn apart on the most hotly-contested issue I can possibly imagine in our current sociocultural sphere: Is Colin Firth A Hotter Darcy Than Matthew Macfadyen?

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

This #ComingOutDay , a reminder that I, like bismuth, have 83 electrons, and also a reminder that not everyone has the ability to come out/not everyone wants to - and that's OK! You still belong, and you're still loved. 💖

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@azhedash People like that confuse the crap out of me

[TAMU Writing Center @tamuwc]

As you weather the first day of finals, Ags, take your direction from Miss @reveille, The First Lady of the Aggieland Kingdom, The Mother of Cheese Cubes, The Unburnt, Queen of the Unbothered #tamu #BTHOFinals

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

Current status: wishing I had got a men’s Aggie ring just so it would be more obviously visible and FLOs would not speak to me

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

It's a well-established fact that if, in Texas, you say "the stars at night are big and bright" a minimum of 4 Texans will show up to clap four times and shout "Deep in the heart of Texas."

What's your local equivalent?

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@MelodyDances “Humility” oh my god

[Elissa ✨ @aka_elissa]

@A_a_ronRose Vaquitas are a special mention though! And I was kind of obsessed with the Amazon River dolphins when I was a kid.