french

if you werent thinkin, you wouldna thought that

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Saint Zoe 🇺🇸🇭🇹 @Jupinapapi3]

Fernando Mendoza looks like he makes his animal crackers fight each other before he eats them

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐫 @EmperorWebmc]

remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think “they’re eating right now”

[Leopold Williams, JD @ClubStauskas]

Bullpen game tonight

[Lindsay B @theonlylindsayb]

yeah and its freakin mozzarella sticks

[fommy 🏳️‍⚧️ @milehighami]

Luka's first triple double in LA

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

it should not have taken him all that brain power to draw a smiley face😭

[Zachary @osuzack]

Michael Jordan is a good basketball player but we really don't know how good he was because he didn't play against the SEC

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

doing a cyber monday deal on knuckle sandwiches at 100% off.

[pj @pjayevans]

Good luck to my buddy Bryan who just liked Sydney sweeney’s new ig pic. Go get her brotha

[meghan @deloisivete]

Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

love scrolling the timeline during a major historical event and seeing the rare off topic tweet. Just saw someone post about a big sandwich they made. Business as usual. Those are the real posters.

[Organic Slop Machine (B.A.) @flibbradigibbet]

-crosses off the list of suspects-

[Nick @NickJailed]

This shit better not delay NCAA25

[k℮nji @gomenstruation]

“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI steal catalytic converters