Guillermo

In order to win the lottery you have to make the money to buy the ticket

[Guillermo @akagmo_]

Comfort

[Steve Burns @SJosephBurns]

In ONE WORD, what prevents most people from chasing their dreams?

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Praying Mexico loses tonight. My backyard needs a cut before the weekend and the last thing I need is my landscaper hungover

[Braves Stash 🇺🇸 @BravesStash]

The damn gas stations need to fix their prices as quick as they ran them up.

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

Anti-abortion people, come and tell us how this child is enjoying life.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

I just know this nigga wasn’t trynna say macadamia.
Lmaooooooo

[B LOU @BLouu]

Why we gotta wear seatbelts on a plane wtf we gon hit a cloud??

[Warren @swd2]

Her husband said college was a liberal scam

[Master Marco Polo 🇲🇽“El Buki Raider” @srchilaquilles]

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

[Aye Yo B @BeSmoove7]

Drink water, wash your hands, and don't buy all the toilet paper like last time

[JP 𖣂⍣ @Awakenjp]

Lame ass nigga , I lost trust in all midgets after him

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nah man that sh*t says 2022

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

does that say posted in 2022….

[𝙻𝚢𝚔𝚊𝚗 @lykan_hypers]

Él es K9 Valor, salvó la vida de 47 soldados, sobrevivió a un primer terrorista suicida y mató a 3 más, diente contra cuchillo, luego se posicionó entre una explosión y su controlador.

La mitad de su cara quedó destrozada, perdió su ojo y oreja izquierda. Lo llevaron a Alemania donde parcialmente le reconstruyeron la mandíbula.

El Pentágono le otorgó La medalla de honor del congreso y un aplauso y ovación de más de 8 minutos. Un verdadero héroe.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

RIP SPIRITS AIRLINES.

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

[helkum @he1kumwya]

niggas done gave Harriet Tubman the cart

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

That’s my Spider-Man

[mau @rllydu]

grown ass man working in an apartment leasing office

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

this gotta be the first mf that fought that gorilla

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

this nigga turned down $500k