Allen Manderson

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@OldRowOfficial Well hell those shitters just means more.... and Roll Tide Roll🤷‍♂️

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@_Matt_Bowers_ Show us where the the bad man hurt you....

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@RyanCFowler He ain't the guy.....

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

Lib: "Happy birthday."

USA: "Thanks!" (Eating apple pie)

Lib: "You’re not perfect."

USA: "Yeah…okay."

Lib: "People say you’re exceptional."

USA: "Oh, that’s nice!"

Lib: "You ARE exceptional."

USA: "Thank you?"

Lib: "What makes you exceptional is that we can still change everything that is so crappy about you! YOU ARE PRETTY TERRIBLE."

USA: "This seems like a time and place issue. It’s my birthday."

Lib: "And on every single birthday you have disappointed me."

USA: "I never said I was perfect. But I feel pretty proud of what we’ve built."

Lib: "YOU NEED TO BE DIFFERENT. YOU’RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE."

USA: "Becoming better was kinda the point. There’s a plan for doing that in my birth docs."

Lib: "And here you are, obsessing over your good traits and accomplishments ON YOUR BIRTHDAY."

USA: "Mm-hmm, that seems kinda normal."

Lib: "GAH, YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!"

USA: "I think maybe you're just not interested in a bday party?"

Lib: "Oh, great tolerance! Way to live up to your values! This is what I MEAN about you!"

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@sethmoulton TEMPORARY.... 🤷‍♂️

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@TxForever @FreddyLA7 Please tell us where the orange-bad man and red hat wearing folks touched you and hurt your feels!

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

Y'all just hired 3-4 losses per season track record with a "sun shines on every dogs ass once in a while" kind of vibe.... Harbaugh 2.0, good luck

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

On a scale of 1-10 me caring about Michigan losing today is a 0. Let the Kyle Whittingham era and a return to dominance commence. #GoBlue

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

Oops.....

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The Big 10 is emasculating the wimpy SEC per usual.

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@dannykanell Yes @dannykanell your shit ACC teams are better than the shit SEC teams.... it's never about 1 individual rivalry game. Now go reminisce about FSU beating Bama week 1. Just reminisce, NO chubbing!

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@juice4_jay1 @AmandaFGodsey Yo @juice_jay1 ....take a break. NO need to compete for the douche_jay1 championship🤷‍♂️

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@SenWhitehouse Is this before or after you & your family gets recharged at your white-only country club? Maybe tend to your own garden before spreading your shit elsewhere ya hypocritical FUCKTARD

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@EdKrassen Yo dude...go back to your owned pedophile websites and continue to rub one out!

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@marlene4719 Tell us you are an uneducated FUCKTARD without actually saying you are one.... troll much, dumbshit?

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@SSN_Alabama 19-13 Tide...another WTF are they doing game? Just win baby!

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@mcuban Please do a bit of research on the offices that are being closed before making sweeping pearl clutching statements. 2 offices within 12 minutes of each other serving less than 104,000 total residents in one county. Maybe a bit redundant? Not all reductions are bad?

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@epaleezeldin @EPA Please name the organizations... if you have where is info posted & THANKS .@LeeMZeldin

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@Gutfeldfox Joe Rogan for sure! ... @joerogan ... @joeroganhq ...@greggutfeld ...

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@lisamurkowski Kuddos!

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@SenWarren Keep clinging to whatever ridiculous shit you can while you can... you are dying dinosaur clinging to your last vestige of relevancy... @SenWarren

[Allen Manderson @akallen42]

@BridgetPhetasy You win X for the day...congrats 🏆