Allison Chandler

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@falspals @feederofcats Dweeb just has a type!

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@feederofcats This feels like the beginning of a repeat of the “will Bitty poop” saga

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@feederofcats @itsjordannh Based on your track record, I assume he’ll be sprinting around, launching himself off towers, and causing general chaos in 6-8 weeks.

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@WalterBestBoy @JackieSmith114 @feederofcats Bitty’s leg fell off, so that Wonton could break all her bones, so that Lentil could have the flattest lungs. This is the eternal spirit of the janky cats, growing ever stronger. I’d look out for Dweeb and his titanium jaw…

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@feederofcats Wonton told him it’s allowed!

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@ruffbnuuy @feederofcats “That’s just Wonton’s emotional support syringe”

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@Kinsella_Finn @feederofcats @CeeEyes Shrimp-shaped with a hint of the wonktonk boba eyes. 19000/10 rating for perfection.

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@Kinsella_Finn @feederofcats @CeeEyes I was about to say - she is VERY shrimp shaped!

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@WalterBestBoy @DonDejon @feederofcats The technical term for them are “bonkers”

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@WalterBestBoy Nothing better than when your cat gets his own cat. But especially when it’s baby Lentil going from iron lung to “too wild to be unaccompanied” ❤️

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@glockymolo @ShrimpGritsCats He is just the tiniest, Shrimp-shaped baby living his best life.

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@feederofcats @Me_as_ma Rationally I know the collar is a block, but it just looks like he’s wearing his little pool floatie!

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@feederofcats @WalterBestBoy Pretty sure she knows the law of gravity! (Too soon?)

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@karagoucher Would love a show that unpacks these excuses — I’m thinking a combo of Mythbusters to unpack the science and one of those murder investigation boards with all the red string.

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@fletc117 “Get in losers, we’re going feeding”

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@nagatomihasumi @feederofcats “Unleash the Tonton Bonkers! (Pause) Baby is too strong.”

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@holy_schnitt Soups and stews! Super easy to make, can freeze into single or double portions, easy to heat up and can be packed full of veggies and protein. They can eat it on its own or pick up some salad/bread if they want a bigger meal.

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@chedstack @acatnamedteddy “Wartorn, you get in front, and if she gets mad just make your ‘I fell a million stories and lived’ face.”

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@LeighWalla @feederofcats The dog is his long-lost (half) brother, and his whole journey through FoB was the universe reuniting them

[Allison Chandler @akchandler]

@Dbwagner104 The difference between the tweet and the alt text 🤣