emma jj

sorry i don’t make the rules i just enforce them

[emma jj @akemmacj]

My dog should be a model

[emma jj @akemmacj]

They’re pretty dumb sometimes

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

What's the dumbest thing you've spent tons of money on? 💭

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

“mom can u come pick me up… the other dogs keep asking where the rest of my legs are and I don’t wanna be here anymore”

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

“Corgis aren’t even that cute” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

“I don’t like dogs” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[emma jj @akemmacj]

@CheekyCrisps shouts to you🤩

[emma jj @akemmacj]

I cannot believe this is a comfortable position for him

[emma jj @akemmacj]

@kaleighnicole18 Wake up early and go before work! Much better crowd

[emma jj @akemmacj]

I was on this work call and the lady interrupted me to tell me she was getting a strong psychic reading from me then proceeded to spend the next 10 minutes telling me about my life

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

“Wyd after work” hanging out with my dog bro he misses me

[emma jj @akemmacj]

@amlampley Crazy, right😂

[emma jj @akemmacj]

How am I supposed to tell my son his parents are wanted criminals😓

[emma jj @akemmacj]

@isabelle_nkf @sammiesterner !!

[emma jj @akemmacj]

No Twitter crop?

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

How’d I do?

[emma jj @akemmacj]

Talk to the croc

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

I made one:

[emma jj @akemmacj]

This is a kangaroo not a dog

[emma jj @akemmacj]

@CheekyCrisps Hello