The waitress at this restaurant told another waitress about how she’s going to have to walk 40 minutes to and from work next week because her cat needed surgery and now she can’t afford her $120 per week in gas.
Guess what tip I’m slipping her.
You got your cat. I got you.
People who talk incredibly loud whilst walking down hotel corridors are literally the worst people in the world. Just shut the fuck up and walk to your room in silence you inconsiderate melon head.
**gentle knock on hotel door**
Cleaner: housekeeping!
Me: (laying in bed) oh no thank you!
**slightly more aggressive knock**
Cleaner: HOUSEKEEPING!!
Me: (sitting up with a confused face) I SAID NO THANK YOU
**hotel door opens**
Cleaner: oh I’m sorry you need shampoo?