tbt to when i accidentally booked a non-refundable hotel and i was trying to get exp*dia to cancel it like 2 minutes after booking and they said, “no… but we can change the date” so i asked them to change it to the year 2099 and they just refunded me 😭
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", the rabbit replied with great sadness.
once I asked my parents if they had any ghost stories, and my mom was like "well, we used to live in a farmhouse with a faucet that always leaked." and then my dad said "one time I saw the devil"
Shout out to SNL, for having the only wrong take on Ned Fulmer's sexual misconduct that you could have. You guys got some real ace writers, did any of them go to Yale,by chance? #tryguys
@emiliniumfalcon I agree. I don’t want to live in a world where people are desensitized to men having “side chicks” and cheating on their wives, girlfriends, etc. It was actually really refreshing to see the try guys be so firm on their stance against this behavior