achilles

upsdc 🌻

[໊ @camila_being]

Genie: you have three wishes

Me: you have three wishes

Genie: what?

Me: what?

Genie: stop doing that

Me: stop doing that

Genie: *Pushes me against the wall and viciously tops me*

[UltraviolenceUK @1UKTV_]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: okay thank you I don’t really feel like using them at the moment so I’ll save them for a better time in the future

[eninio @eninioo]

i have 93 followers and none of them interact with what i post

[Lesbian Messiah @bakugyaru]

Your artificial aegyo is draining our natural resources

[tuna @tuna_petal]

Genie: you have 0 wishes

Me: why are you here then bitch

Genie:

[ana @miamiiultrass]

who thinks of this

[jnk @jnksruby_]

"your shadow is an army"

my shady ass:

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

THAT WHORE JOLENE

[kei @neluvsm]

ganitong oras yung napapaisip ako ano ba talaga purpose ng buhay ko tapos maya maya kinakalikot ko na naman puke ko kingina

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

Just reported a toxic manager to HR…only to find out they are best friends

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

i wаnnа kiII mysеlf but not forever just for like 2 days

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

dinner at 5:30pm and in bed by 9pm. maybe old people were onto something

[SZAs @yallcmtfu]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: that would be 5.95 would you like to pay cash or card?

Genie: cash

Me: ok, here’s your change, would you like your receipt?

Genie: yes

Me: ok, have a good day

Genie: thanks, you too

Awkwafina: what is you talmbout

[keita fans kwangya @luvedoge]

BULDAK YELLOW

[tuna @tuna_petal]

Me: you have 3 wishes

Genie: that's my line

Me: yeah but idc

Genie: well... make Chr1s Br0wn a chop mess

Me: you still have 3 wishes

Genie: clock it sis ⏰️⏰️

Me: always did 😍

[PinkPoosay @clippedposay]

Teacher: Who can spell ‘Shit’

Me: B T S

Teacher: Yasss clock that tea sista

Me: gaggg sis I’m dead as a chile

Ariana grande: Yuh

[coco @_Coconxt]

Me: You have 3 Genies

Genie: What

Wish: What

[achilles @akhaina_ph]

11:11

[fizzy @fizzywizzys]

me: you have 3 wishes

genie: thats my line

cynthia erivo: AUGJIOOIHWJAHHAUHHHHHHHHH