literal brain fart

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[tokcin @tokcin70]

Dalam sistem kerajaan, angka macam 200L atau 150L bukan patut berubah sebab developer tersalah tekan keyboard.

Biasanya ia lalu Change Request.
Ada approval.
Ada testing.
Ada release.

Jadi bila sistem BUDI95 tiba-tiba papar 150L, soalan rakyat bukan sekadar “ralat teknikal”.

Soalannya:

dari mana datang config 150L itu?

Adakah pernah ada keputusan nak turunkan had?
Adakah fallback ke 200L tak masuk release?
Atau config lama terlepas masa maintenance?

MOF kata had kekal 200L.

Baik.

Tapi dalam sistem subsidi bersasar, angka had itu bukan kosmetik.

Itu policy control.

Kalau policy control pun boleh tersilap keluar di production, rakyat bukan panik tanpa sebab.

Mereka cuma tahu satu benda:

petrol harian mereka sedang dikawal oleh sistem yang mesti betul setiap masa.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Zac @ZacZakirin13]

Dalam banyak² company O&G yg ada di OTC Asia smlm, aku tertarik dgn company lokal AFED Digital yg niche dia provide solution kpd company² O&G yg lain guna AI.

They are good at making "noise" in the market. Tak silap, dlm tempoh setahun ni saja dah sign contract dgn Petronas, Huawei, Microsoft dan beberapa company lain lagi.

Looking forward utk tgk company ni berkembang lebih besar.

[literal brain fart @akhibahri]

never take anything in life as yours truly. semua benda sat ja.

[literal brain fart @akhibahri]

anno 101

[Farhan Zulkefly @farhanzulkefly]

Yang keluarkan video debat Anwar tahun 2008 ni untuk bandingkan dengan keadaan sekarang memang benak.

Tahun 2008:
Pengeluaran > Penggunaan. So kalau harga naik, Malaysia untung sebab kita net exporter.

Tahun 2025:
Penggunaan > Pengeluaran. So kalau harga naik, Malaysia rugi sebab kita kena import.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Whoever cooked up this masterpiece thank you 🤣🤣🤣

[Christina Tudor-Sideri @dreamsofbeing_]

“you alone are necessary” (Pasolini)

“you alone are real to me” (Rilke)

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

😭

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻 @realRick_AUS]

Remembering this banger

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Just a little something to level out 😂😂

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

English dey cry

[MrTestoestrogen @MrTestoestrogen]

WTF I never knew Down Cena existed 😮

[literal brain fart @akhibahri]

people often don’t realize that two things can be true at the same time.

[أنس الشريف Anas Al-Sharif @AnasAlSharif0]

This is my will and my final message. If these words reach you, know that Israel has succeeded in killing me and silencing my voice. First, peace be upon you and Allah’s mercy and blessings.

Allah knows I gave every effort and all my strength to be a support and a voice for my people, ever since I opened my eyes to life in the alleys and streets of the Jabalia refugee camp. My hope was that Allah would extend my life so I could return with my family and loved ones to our original town of occupied Asqalan (Al-Majdal). But Allah’s will came first, and His decree is final. I have lived through pain in all its details, tasted suffering and loss many times, yet I never once hesitated to convey the truth as it is, without distortion or falsification—so that Allah may bear witness against those who stayed silent, those who accepted our killing, those who choked our breath, and whose hearts were unmoved by the scattered remains of our children and women, doing nothing to stop the massacre that our people have faced for more than a year and a half.

I entrust you with Palestine—the jewel in the crown of the Muslim world, the heartbeat of every free person in this world. I entrust you with its people, with its wronged and innocent children who never had the time to dream or live in safety and peace. Their pure bodies were crushed under thousands of tons of Israeli bombs and missiles, torn apart and scattered across the walls.

I urge you not to let chains silence you, nor borders restrain you. Be bridges toward the liberation of the land and its people, until the sun of dignity and freedom rises over our stolen homeland. I entrust you to take care of my family. I entrust you with my beloved daughter Sham, the light of my eyes, whom I never got the chance to watch grow up as I had dreamed.

I entrust you with my dear son Salah, whom I had wished to support and accompany through life until he grew strong enough to carry my burden and continue the mission.

I entrust you with my beloved mother, whose blessed prayers brought me to where I am, whose supplications were my fortress and whose light guided my path. I pray that Allah grants her strength and rewards her on my behalf with the best of rewards.

I also entrust you with my lifelong companion, my beloved wife, Umm Salah (Bayan), from whom the war separated me for many long days and months. Yet she remained faithful to our bond, steadfast as the trunk of an olive tree that does not bend—patient, trusting in Allah, and carrying the responsibility in my absence with all her strength and faith.

I urge you to stand by them, to be their support after Allah Almighty. If I die, I die steadfast upon my principles. I testify before Allah that I am content with His decree, certain of meeting Him, and assured that what is with Allah is better and everlasting.

O Allah, accept me among the martyrs, forgive my past and future sins, and make my blood a light that illuminates the path of freedom for my people and my family. Forgive me if I have fallen short, and pray for me with mercy, for I kept my promise and never changed or betrayed it.

Do not forget Gaza… And do not forget me in your sincere prayers for forgiveness and acceptance.

Anas Jamal Al-Sharif
06.04.2025

This is what our beloved Anas requested to be published upon his martyrdom.