Adrienne Kisson

TV Writer. Your Daily Horoscope. Night Cap with Stacy Rumaker. Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallopian Tubes.

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Retweet if you feel like clicking a button with two weird arrows on it.

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Muppets don't age, right? They're just cursed with watching all their human friends die for eternity.

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Man, my life is so different from Taylor swift's. Like, total 180.

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Whoopi Goldberg once laughed at my tweet. I'll always have that. #RIPTwitter

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Come see my sketch team, Whoops!, at the Pack on Sunday at 9 pm. I wrote one and our performers are hilarious.

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@LaurieBolewitz Lemme know if you need anything!

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@lhallwriter Lydia Tar

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RIP Jerry Lee Lewis. You were great at playing the piano and killing your wives.

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An "all new" grey's anatomy. Great, I was worried you'd throw 30 minutes of footage from 2007 in there.

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Then what DO they sell?

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Wait... What did the penguins do?

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Controversial opinion: Team Max Medina

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Wanna feel old? This child just entered the running to be the next PM.

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@StitcherSupport Help! I got logged out of my account and I'm not getting a password reset email. I'm pretty sure it's not a social account, but I tried using google and now all my followed shows are gone.

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@LaurieBolewitz Hoping for answers and your own bed soon! ♥️

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@spinubzilla I also feel this way about Finn, Colin, and the 3rd one.

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Talk about shitting a brick...

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Seems like a good day to retweet #AdamLevine content...

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Cool that #adamlevine can conjure his grandma thru his tummy.

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Mother pronounces daiquiri like it's a factory where they make lesbians.

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@cmclymer Nobody tell him about Sally Ride.

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@davidprybil Please add me. :-)

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@konthego That smug face, he doesn't want notes, he wants an "awesome job."