Andrew Johnson

All your tweets are read to me by a disembodied robot voice.

[David Hines @hradzka]

we got more St. Augustine before THE WINDS OF WINTER

[Ethan Booker @Ethan_Booker]

HOWARD DEAN: HOOOWAAAH!
2004 ME: this guy's a damn loony toon. politics is never gonna get wilder than this.

[Andrew Johnson @akjrow]

Oops. #5BulletFriday

[Andrew Johnson @akjrow]

@tferriss I like the message your friend took away from the Cohen poem, but my interpretation is different. Seasickness happens when there is incongruity between what you expect and what actually occurs. So to "become the ocean" is not to become vast, but accepting.

[Andrew Johnson @akjrow]

I think there is something deeply attractive about finding meaning through suffering. But this is a kind of seasickness--a mismatch between the real and perceived. Sometimes there is no lesson; pain is simply pain.

That seems like a more Cohenish read to me.

[Andrew Johnson @akjrow]

@dickmasterson @RekietaLaw @JustinWhang Well, at least anyone who wants to work with him in the future knows exactly what they're in for now.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Wagner’s famous Bridal Chorus, the one that goes ‘here comes the bride’ from the opera Lohengrin, was written for two characters whose marriage is immediately doomed.

[win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter]

[radiohead voice] hey guys it's me, radiohead, from the band Radiohead. my next album's coming out exclusively through Realplayer. Bye!