Amy

Meow.

[ZuritaCarpio @ZuritaCarpio]

Mensaje para @JDVance en la #Olimpiadilnvernali2026

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

we could probably eliminate the national debt with a raffle to punch jd vance in the face

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

we need a girl pope #girlpope

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

simone throwing a funeral for the yurchenko double pike vault because she’s the only person in the world who can do it and now she’s done. looking for a word stronger than mother

[B N @BisHilarious]

I'm not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home

[madi @reimaginecp]

the uswnt still deserves equal pay by the way! this loss doesn’t discredit the decades of work they’ve put in

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

mary I want children to stay away from ME.

[Amy @aknich5]

@CNN The call is coming from inside the house FIFA

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Also framing… sexlessness in men under 30 as an emergency… When women have lost access to abortion care… is pathetic

[fka TiffanyTrumpVEVO @Johnatron4000]

she ate him the fuck up

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Brett Kavanaugh can still eat at restaurants in other states, I don’t know why he’s so upset.

[Amy @aknich5]

@LO_Monaghan

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

This. All of this. Every word.
#RoeVsWade

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Every parent in America needs to watch this

[Amy @aknich5]

@mikeymike1287 No memory of this but it tracks. Smooch.