Andy Konigsmark

Christian Bartender, Presbyterian Minister, and Atheist Father

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@Braves We’re birthday twins.

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@RealCJ10 The other night at work, Robb Nen said, “Chipper Jones owned my a$$.” Geez I hated when we faced that man.

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@LitAgentKatieM Just tell me when you’re ready for one more pitch.

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I'm seeking an agent to guide me through my journey with Fat Pitch.

Desperate to save his late father’s church softball team, a divorced youth minister bets it all—his job, his faith, and his meager savings—to pay a mysterious slugger named Sparxx to join the church.

#MSWL

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@laurenjpkhan Lauren, I just finished my first novel, called Fat Pitch. I am currently working on "Back of the House," a story about a stand-up comedian who works as a waiter in an exclusive steakhouse in LA. The story follows his life in the service and entertainment industry.

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@LitAgentKatieM How about a comedy set in 1995 about a divorced youth minister struggling to save his father's church softball team?

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A divorced youth minister will do anything to save his late dad’s church softball team—even hire a mysterious slugger. But facing his old bully, keeping friends out of jail, and protecting his nephew might be harder than winning. Ted Lasso manages The Righteous Gemstones. #MSWL

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@PrizePicks Chris Sale for the first win on Taco Tuesday

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@PrizePicks Why can’t I see the LeBron Taco?

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@PrizeSupport @PrizePicks Prize picks

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@flyinbrian0 @PrizeSupport Nailed it.

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@SabraBerger Wait are we getting a divorce?

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@UnderdogFantasy I picked my two eligible players, I can see the token, but I don’t see how to assign the token. What am I doing wrong?

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I plan to wake my kids after the bar closes down for the night to remind them that I’m a great Dad. #FathersDay2023 #dad

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Why is it that individuals preaching 'do not judge' often excel in judging others?

#judge #bible #Christianity

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For the past 15 years, I’ve worked as an Atheist Minister and Christian Bartender. Which means, I have the unique ability alienate everyone I meet.

#minister #bartender #christian #atheist

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How many “Chugga Chuggas” happen before “Choo Choo”?

It’s one of life’s most complex questions.

#train #question

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When friends say you will never guess what happened today. I say give me a minute to guess.
1. You were fired from work for stealing paper.
2. You are being investigated by the federal government.
3. You paid $5 for a lottery ticket and won $2.

#guess #friends