The KORT Report

When life gives you corn, make whiskey.

[Pinehurst Resort @PinehurstResort]

Today marks 222 days until the return of the U.S. Open to Pinehurst No. 2.

Let's some fun with it, because we like to say it's somebody's U.S. Open here every day. So, repost this for a chance for you and a guest - the 2 of you - to play No. 2.

[Macrodosing @MacrodosingPod]

.@ArianFoster discusses what his issue with politicians is with George Santos himself

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

Sorry @Bengals fans but take heart knowing you have a generationally brilliant player at the most important position with a terrific coach in place to keep everything on track.

The old days of the Bungles are long LONG gone.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

That mayor better never win an election again though.

Buddy shouldn’t even get city council.

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Tony Romo texting Mahomes right now and seeing if he wants his Dick sucked tonight.

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Tony Romo has Mahomes dick so far in his throat he can barely talk when he makes a mistake

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I can’t believe people are still taking about Lebron flop. This is last time I’m mentioning it. I’ve watched play 100 times. Yes maybe he got brushed on wrist. Meanwhile MJ got clotheslined every trip to the basket in 80’s. Never complained and always finished. Goat my ass.

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Bubba just came outta nowhere and handed us his driver to give away. What a guy.

Follow @bubbawatson and retweet this video and we’ll pick a winner.

[Stool Peacocks @StoolPeacocks]

THE COCKS ARE ABOUT TO BUST everyone’s brackets

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Reds fans deserve so much better than this.

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

I really feel for Reds fans.

2 years removed from playoffs they've waived Wade Miley, let Castellanos walk, traded Sonny, traded Tucker Barnhart, and now Winker/Suarez are gone. Prob not done either. What the fuck man?

Just sell the team

[⚡️Primetime!!!⚡️ @Joe_MainMixon]

I WAS ONCE A KID DREAMING TO BE HERE! NOW IM THAT KID LIVING THE DREAM!! NEVER TAKE IT FOR GRANTED LETS GET IT!! AFC CHAMPIONSHIP IT’S UP‼️

#WHODEY
#HISTORY

[Mo Egger @MoEgger]

This is one of the happiest moments of my life.

Go crazy, Cincinnati.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I will be rooting my dick off for the Bengals in the Super Bowl against the Rams.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Retweet for a chance to win this Ja'Marr Chase signed football.

#ProBowlVote + @Real10jayy__

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

NOTHING LIKE AN AFC NORTH WIN IN CINCINNATI!

🗣 Can we get a WHO DEY?!

[The KORT Report @akort75]

Who Dey. Puck Fitsburgh. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Ken Broo @kenbroo]

“But he’s too old for a raise” Bengals 2016.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Forever one of our favorites.

[Mo Egger @MoEgger]

When the first quote of the baseball offseason from the guy running baseball operations includes the phraae "we must align our payroll to our resources," you have a clear idea of how the coming months will unfold for your team.