Jay Key

[Jay Key @akpraha]

@ZdenekHrib Hřib asi začne mluvit o zpovykaných Pražanech...

[Jay Key @akpraha]

@ChristianHger2 @BlizzardCSEU_EN I heard WoW doesn't suffer from these issues...

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@BlizzardCSEU_EN Wait, was there a release today and big surprise, everybody who was already bored with the OOB release was trying to login at the same time? I know, man, really unexpected...

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@SecBert @BlizzardCSEU_EN Mitigation? That costs money. ActiBlizz doesn't actually lose any money when they services are down, since they explicitly have zero SLA in place. So one unlucky guy gets called into the office to "monitor" on his day off. Period.

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@BlizzardCSEU_EN How much would it cost just to have you fix the Diablo IV login issues (Code 315316) that have been going on for the last 7 hours? Asking for a friend.

[Jay Key @akpraha]

@BlizzardCSEU_EN Of course you are. Reports on the forum started about 4 hours ago, and you're just now reacting. With any luck, Microsoft will fire the lot of you after the acquisition goes through.

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@CodinGame - Just FYI, the current Spring Challenge is bugged. API calls for the leaderboard and game replay are constantly returning HTTP 422. Reported on your forum with no response. The competition has less than 24 hours left, and this is blocking player progression.

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Hey @elonmusk - I can program! But I ain't gonna' work for you!

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@HPrahy There, I fixed it...

[Jay Key @akpraha]

@SFdictionary Hardly a "new" finding. I've known this for at least 30 years, and am utterly surprised you didn't even bother to check the links on Wikipedia, where there is a link to an archived page from 2013. Shame, shame, shame on you!

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@BlizzardCSEU_EN Any estimates when you're going to "fix" the problems with the authentication servers? And I don't mean alleviating the problem today, but actually fixing it so it doesn't happen any more?

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@TorAndreKongelf @sirzuzzo @BlizzardCSEU_EN Yeah, 'cause nobody else like Facebook, Twitter, or Netflix have been able to figure it out either!

[Jay Key @akpraha]

@BlizzardCSEU_EN That would be a resounding "no". It's not fixed.

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@BlizzardCSEU_EN Hmm... now pushing an "update". Maybe this will "fix" the problem?

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@LuzisMedienecke @BlizzardCSEU_EN Yep... finally got past the "waiting, waiting, waiting, JK, you're logged out" phase, and now have the empty screen phase. And this happens for every single major patch.

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@BlizzardCSEU_EN 10 minutes, and you can't even estimate the time. Somebody forgot to feed the squirrels.

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@DJJudd Principle: a comprehensive and fundamental law, doctrine, or assumption, vs. principal: most important, consequential, or influential. Too bad CNN can't afford editors.

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Tried to send a KIndle eBook to my wife. She can't download it, allegedly not available in her country. Since I purchased it with a Czech billing address, and we're physically located in the Czech Republic. @amazon support is useless.

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@BlizzardCSEU_EN - while I can actually log in today, it seems extremely laggy. 3-4 seconds for each keystroke to react.

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@BlizzardCSEU_EN REFUND YOUR CUSTOMERS FOR THIS CRAP!