Aksam Muhammad

story of a living_legend

[Aksam Muhammad @aksamkae]

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[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Choose people that choose you. The end.

[Hot Bread® vs Path Pharm @_mariamherself]

There's something about watching someone you're attracted to play a sport, I can't explain it

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pls from now till this year ends, nobody should need my help. i’m using it🙏🏽

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i like intimacy with artifacts. your hoodie at my crib. my chain on your neck. your perfume in my sheets. little evidence that two separate lives keep leaking into each other.

[Teresa Sheffield @Terfleaza]

Nobody gives Winne The Pooh any credit for inventing the crop top

[𝑌𝑎𝑧𝑧𝑦𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑧 @yazzyvibes]

i be wanting to act mysterious but unfortunately i’m hilarious and have things to say

[Osama @ajarrmeeh]

So is it better to speak or to die?

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

From today and forever more ALL Ugandan Police Officers will wear their name tags on their right chest pocket. They must also wear their police badge and number on their left chest pocket. Finally, all Ugandan citizens have the right to demand the name and badge number of any arresting officer. If they do not respond, you have the right to resist arrest.

[` @schiz04renic]

i honestly think depression eats your neurons. i don’t feel as smart as i used to

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Terrible scenes on my banking app, I can’t even tell whether I’m looking at my balance or the time😭😭😭😭

[rubies 💜 @ochanyaaa__]

For a poor person, I tend to tip people a lot 😭

[Jozie @joziebaby]

You know what would really slap? Some anesthesia. Like, recreationally. Someone should look into that.

Can you put me under for a couple days? Just a few. Nothing too outrageous.

[Jameson Mothapo @JamesonC_M]

If all goes well. I'm buying myself ice-cream this weekend. CASH

[Fit Fat Belly ‘Nenye @The_Nenye]

Both herbal and verbal.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels to be self aware and still repeat self destructive patterns

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

things i'm bad at: singing.
​things i do a lot: sing.

[Chidiuto🧩🐾 @Spazzzie]

Just call me by my name instead of “dear". Call me by my name.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

realizing i’m no longer a kid. Now my mother tells me her problems and I hide mine so she doesn't have to worry

[ᴄᴊᴺᴸ✌︎︎🌐 @NORMALLIF3STYLE]

Me eating the food meant for break time before morning assembly. 😭😂

[hunter @3gpmh]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad