i like intimacy with artifacts. your hoodie at my crib. my chain on your neck. your perfume in my sheets. little evidence that two separate lives keep leaking into each other.
From today and forever more ALL Ugandan Police Officers will wear their name tags on their right chest pocket. They must also wear their police badge and number on their left chest pocket. Finally, all Ugandan citizens have the right to demand the name and badge number of any arresting officer. If they do not respond, you have the right to resist arrest.
You know what would really slap? Some anesthesia. Like, recreationally. Someone should look into that.
Can you put me under for a couple days? Just a few. Nothing too outrageous.