Akshay Dewan

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[Akshay Dewan @akshay_d]

Installed the @healthians app just to check it out and *immediately* started getting spam calls from them.

Congrats douchebags, you just lost a potential customer.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

that is a very specific category

[Biλaλ Fazλani @bilal_fazlani]

I hate medium .com 😡

[gray ❄️🫧 @graycrawford]

I realized chess pieces can be redesigned to be purely geometric attack directions

[Vishal Bhargava @VishalBhargava5]

The Maharashtra Government wants to take more than half of the Mahalaxmi Racecourse. To build an amusement park
It’s a bad idea.

[Ashley Beauchamp @ashbeauchamp]

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂

[Akshay Dewan @akshay_d]

@globalmadrasii The 's' in Spain is silent

[Deepali Tendulkar @deepali10dulkar]

Missing from my society Mr. Kale, went for a walk yesterday evening. New to Pune, please spread the message
Please reach out to 9969783486, 7678052937, 9890411244

[Ras✦Maus @RasmusNielsen]

Do it.

[Snehal Solanki @Eddy4_friends]

This shit is incredibly funny!

https://t.co/lp1GKVTGyg

[Akshay Dewan @akshay_d]

It begins https://t.co/NAhclYl1fu

[Akshay Dewan @akshay_d]

I think we’ll soon see a class-action lawsuit challenging whether AI developers (eg Dall-E, Copilot) can use copyrighted works for training models.

IMO it should count as a derivative work and be protected, unless explicitly allowed in the license.

[IdiotsOnIndianRoads @IdiotsRoads]

Signalling Protocol : there should be no lights around traffic lights to avoid motorists from distraction/ mis interpretation

@mybmc :

🥲 @mybmcRoads @CMOMaharashtra @HMOIndia @MORTHIndia @mumbaimatterz @ravindersingal @bhimanwar @TOIMumbai @RoadsOfMumbai @mumbaimatterz

[zach @extrafabulous]

workers setting boundaries and just doing their jobs and not a bunch of extra bullshit is being called "quiet quitting' and "loud quitting" by dork ass losers who will have to invent a new term for when their dehumanized workforce actually quits

[Ricky Hawkins @InkyRickshaw]

Phone Anxiety

[Karthik Vadlapatla @V4Vad]

this is some new level of 💩

[Mark Smith Photography @marktakesphoto]

What do you when an eagle grabs a fish, swallows it whole and then makes a sudden bee line for your face? You keep rolling video!! Eagles have a weird smell. I found out as it flew inches from my nose. #tooclose

[Akshay Dewan @akshay_d]

@javatarz It was a compressed 1080p movie (about 3GB). But probably still better than streaming quality. I have a Yamaha soundbar.

[Akshay Dewan @akshay_d]

Yesterday I watched a movie on my TV which I obtained by “other means”, and was surprised to hear a big improvement in audio quality.
Streaming services compress the shit out of audio.

[Akshay Dewan @akshay_d]

@sid_thinketh I, for one, welcome five year sprints.
🙃

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Yoooo a whale swallowed up 2 people on a kayak 🛶😳