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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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I'm scared of buying an iPhone X cos there's a chance mine might get swapped with Brad Pitt's and since we look 100% alike he can unlock it

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@WOS_Japan ID: 482008838

ホーム・アローン
ラブ・アクチュアリー
ボブという名の猫
ナイトメアー・ビフォア・クリスマス

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@WOS_Japan ✨ D ✨

ID: 482008838

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@WOS_Japan My favorite is Mia ✨ her design aesthetic is very mystical and her skills really helped me in Expedition and in events like Foundry (which is one of my faves as well). I am currently in Gen 3 heroes but I plan to use Mia even in further generations.

ID: 482008838

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@polaryvanwee @phnixhamsta I messaged you @polaryvanwee ✨

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@Piecezilla Like did you drunk-trespassed the property, bro? jk

[Piece @Piecezilla]

I'm pushing though today like..

[stACED @girl_a_whirl]

Hi & welcome to passive aggression school where now I can tweet THREADS just to piss off Elon https://t.co/Zr55eU40Hl

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[Piece @Piecezilla]

CALL OFF YOUR GOD BRO I WAS JUST JOKING FFS

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@Piecezilla I can't talk, Piece. But I'm down to listen.

[Piece @Piecezilla]

The peanut butter has stopped working forcing me to experiment with stronger snack options.

[Otter (Gnome de Plume) @DinosaurBoogers]

The inclusion of insects into the North American diet will be forced and gradual, starting with classifying them as something like "mixed protein" on processed food labels.

[Barely Baked Beans @BarelyBeans]

Some people are so fake…

[shoping cart lunatic @CarroDeRumiante]

by implicitly assuming the existence of actual intelligence, the concept of artificial intelligence renders itself immediately sus

[Otter (Gnome de Plume) @DinosaurBoogers]

The amount of trust required to let someone cut your hair varies depending on how much money you have.

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@DinosaurBoogers bro, i accidentally brought back a stegosaurus

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if a mosquito preserved in a stone drank your blood during the late cretaceous period i'd invest effort to bring you back

[stACED @girl_a_whirl]

Call me old fashioned but I don’t think your eyelashes should enter a room before you do.

[stACED @girl_a_whirl]

Husband: You’re ruining my life
Me: Does this mean I still have to make dinner?