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I decode things that don't explain themselves

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Girls.. what's stopping you to dress like this in public?

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Here’s my theory:

FIFA and Argentina made a secret pact. FIFA would help Argentina reach the final, but they weren't allowed to win it. They had to make sure they lost. That explains all the strange decisions and behavior we saw from Argentina.

[Puflito @Puflito___]

Algo pasó en este partido:

- Por algo cambiaron el sol argentino por un símbolo masón
- Por algo hubieron 0 tiros al arco en 100 minutos
- Por algo solo patearon la pelota para atrás
- Por algo hubo un clima de muerte en el vestuario antes de salir a jugar
- Por algo varios jugadores parecían llorar antes del partido
- Por algo Messi dijo "olvidémonos de todo, preocupémonos por jugar"
- Por algo no lo pusieron a Lautaro, uno de nuestros mayores goleadores, en el partido más importante
- Por algo la bronca de Paredes
- Por algo la piña de Roberto Ayala
- Por algo tantos jugadores pidieron el cambio, algo rarísimo en una final mundial
- Por algo Scaloni reaccionó así en la conferencia
- Por algo los jugadores le dieron la espalda a la copa en la ceremonia final
- Por algo ningún jugador dio una conferencia, algo que nunca antes pasó
- Por algo los jugadores decidieron no venir al país, todos se fueron directo a sus casas o a los clubes donde juegan

Algo pasó

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Mbappé taking diving classes from a certain Portugese player

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2-0 and we are in second hydration break. Atp Morocco needs a comeback like Argentina.

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Human beings

[mimi ୨ৎ @pixelprayer]

What will U delete?

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Guess the name of the dessert!

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They are close to accomplishing their goal

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

🔴 İsrail, küresel anketlere göre %97,55 ile dünyanın en nefret edilen ülkesi oldu

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I asked a friend why he smokes a lot.

His response:
When life fu*ks, org*sm comes out of the mouth in the form of smoke.

Couldn't counter him.

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Why does being 25 years old in 2026 make you feel like you've maxed out your life adventures?

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@AnimexTwts Oshiete, oshiete yo sono shikumi wo...

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@pixelprayer

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US lost this war - militarily, economically and diplomatically. Iran bringing down two nuclear powers to their knees.

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🚨 Warning to US 🚨 UN may start DEEPLY monitoring the situation

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Putin admitting military superiority of NATO??

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@KITKAT Is there any KitKat special ops unit or something working in the shadows to retrieve what's been stolen?

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@TheMaran Story of every scam and their 'paid' promoters.

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This November. Stay tuned.

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

When Trump leaves office:

The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department.

The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center.

The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico.

The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom.

Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired.

The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president.

Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference.

The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies.

The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists.

Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it.

The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters.

U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators.

And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

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@LGIndia and @amazonIN
Very disappointed with my LG refrigerator bought from Amazon just a week ago. It arrived with a dent (covered with tape) and stopped cooling the next day. Technician confirmed replacement needed. It's been 3+ days with no action despite repeated calls.

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@DramaAlert Proof that some people really take internalizing history too far.

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@pubity Proof that some people really take internalizing history too far