Alice Rose

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

@KendalCalling when/where is the ABBA disco? Not on the lanyard??

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

@fdarena are there any standing tickets for @BiffyClyro? Can't find them on any site, even with early release there weren't any available?

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

Fellow primary teachers rocking up on Monday knowing were immune #schoolsreopeninguk

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Japanese broadcaster NHK says two Japanese citizens have tested positive for a mutated variant of #COVID19 after returning from the UK.

Get the latest news here: https://t.co/GwpayaGqfr

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

If you know, you know! #christmasiscancelled

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

You check the delivery app and you see that Matthew has collected your parcel. Matth-who?

You've even got a cheeky snap of the lad taking the parcel into his own home!

So @AmazonUK...I have a burning question...which bright spark is going to fix this and relight my fire?

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

@AmazonUK @dpd_support
"The Christmas Tale of the Missing Parcel"

Picture the scene - its a cold December night, mid pandemic. You're crying tears for tiers.

The only thing that would bring you joy, is the lighting of your open fire.
But wait! You have no fireside companion

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

But what fresh hell is this..?

Delivery driver George has had a mare. What medieval SatNav sends you to Reading instead of Bradford?

It was then you realised, George was reading it wrong! 🤦

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

@Harry_Styles thanks for getting me through this year in 'style'.
Stay golden ☀️

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

@PostOffice Its a 5545 card. I will be ringing customer services today

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

@PostOffice been trying for days on the app and I tried to pay my credit card bill in store yesterday and they said it was not possible, the app is still not working and the call centers are closed today. How am I supposed to pay my bill? I better not get charged?!

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

@ChrisGPackham weeks of research and no closer to working out what this tree is! Any ideas?

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

@Arsenal @DavidLuiz_4 @PabloMV5 @OficialCedric @DaniCeballos46

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

@SkyNews can you help clear up these 2 government guidelines taken from one of your articles?! How long is several days? Would this be staying in isolation from your friend in the same house? Very confused and feel like the 2 statements contradict each other. TY

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

My dad is a self employed painter and decorator who works alone. Can he do outside jobs or work in empty properties? #bbcyourquestions

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

@LoveIsland it really pisses me off how many make up wipes the girls use. Give them all a god damn Face Halo and save the bloody planet! @facehaloMUPR #LoveIsIand

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

Ritas jeans are the fashion equivalent of sleeping with one leg out of the covers #SoccerAid

[Alice Rose @al_routledge]

The girls tonight have been an embarrassment to females the world over #LoveIsland