Alexander Weirich

Flying to the Farthest Star Hocking College #2016

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Everybody is a "something"-IST

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Maybe we get high, just so we can come back down to Earth

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@itskylaaa I'm not sure what this is in response to..

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"In New Orleans you can spend $300 to fuck up traffic for a day and walk around the town!" #HannibalBurgess

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And sometimes, I wonder what it all means

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"Christmas isn't about love or family, its about Jesus' birth" 😂 #religiousviews

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Using sarcasm improves your IQ.

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Sweet potato ranks number 1 in nutrition of all vegetables.

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Thank you @itskylaaa https://t.co/1VEcEbsQQd

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Apologizing doesn't always mean you're wrong and the other person is right. It means you value your relationship more than your ego.

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In 1990, the most obese state in America still had a lower rate than the least obese state in America today.

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An "aquabob" is an underwater blowjob.

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The praying mantis has only one ear, which is located between its legs.

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You know someone means a lot to you when their mood affects yours.

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@itskylaaa did you know?? https://t.co/s1Wxf9qO5U

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Elephants can die of a broken heart if their mate dies.

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If they don't love you where your at today, they only feel you when ya pass away

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Star wars is hands down the best movie all year!

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How are we to be the chosen ones without the proper hearts

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@itskylaaa awful drink!

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I was just thinking about this the other night!! 😂 https://t.co/WJgi04K1uU

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THE OPEN FACED SANDWICH IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE—WHAT IS PIZZA THEN? WHAT IS SALAD? WHERE DOES IT END?

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I think its great that @DizzyWright made a song letting people know it was Turnip season