Alabama Whitman

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[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

Okay I need help with my user name. Which one should it be. Please vote 👇

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

Volunteer event with both of my boys! 🤍💚

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@Vybrance @IAmAnonLegion @ImGraceSlick @WindyInWillows You need so go somewhere else with this. Q’Anon? Stop it

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge @NotBadgers I’m looking for something in the Podcast I listen to and will send on Spotify if I find it. It’s so good. Ole Hag is the main source of my insomnia

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge @NotBadgers 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I DO believe it OMG we need to discuss!

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge @NotBadgers OMG I spit my coffee all over my computer screen. I have a weird obsession with sleep paralysis so this was both funny and funny 🤣

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@Hunter_Eagleman You and your brother gonna have matching shirts on 11/3? @GuntherEagleman I’m sure it comes in an double fat ass slob size for @catturd2

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge Man I thought I missed out!

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

I love her 😍

[ClockworkAnge™ @ClockworkAnge]

I checked in with the Boy Scouts and they said you’re lying and have never heard of you.

Called all the hospitals- they also said you’re lying.

Asked the kids you know- they said you are very gullible.

Also- I own the world’s only unicorn farm. Today only, I can offer you a 2026 model at 2024’s low, low cost of $8,647.99. Act now, supplies are limited.

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@mexicanfrommars @GodinVon777 I think he did. That’s the big reveal.

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

👇👇👇

[Melissa’s Potiac Vibe’❤️ @yashudalistened]

@drumz58 Now you just sound like a bitch, Paul.

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@drumz58 @yashudalistened Bahahaha Paul needs new insults. 🤣🤣

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

Ewww I cannot believe Joe Biden’s behavior…..wait…umm oof! #alphamaga

[J @jasonllevin]

CNN airs a montage of Trump complimenting other men on their looks.

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@HollywoodLowman Fun fact, my son and his friends read me Florida man stories from Reddit when I drive them places to crack me up. I’m sad they are all getting their licenses now.

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@HollywoodLowman Not even Floribama?

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@adgirlMM I’m going to use this from now on to counter the dick picks I get sent. I love this! Usually I just delete and block but this is brilliant.

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

lol nope that’s a user. What the fuck

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@TheRyeGuy82 Sorry, I get excited easily 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge @WeaponScientist Right! And I’m spying on your music choices this morning. Peak shit sister! I have meetings and can’t listen 😭😭

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@StephenM You married someone that fucked Steve Bannon. Wanna rethink your tweet?

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@HollywoodLowman 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼