Alabama Whitman

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[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

Okay I need help with my user name. Which one should it be. Please vote 👇

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@DutchessofFrog Hi 👋 can you describe this to me. Slowly and detailed 🤤🤤

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@WiscoDriftless I just ate a mouthful….

true story

Oh fuck off

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ijbthree Thanks for the reminder my good dickhead.

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

Volunteer event with both of my boys! 🤍💚

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@mexicanfrommars @GodinVon777 Hi daddy!

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

👇👇👇

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge I feel like his eyebrows need to do things

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

And @dbongino is a Pedo Supporter with an abnormally large head.

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Today is October 22, 2026 - the border is CLOSED, the streets are SAFER, we’re BUILDING things in America again, and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America. 🇺🇸

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge @mexicanfrommars OMG ☠️☠️

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge @GodinVon777 You have advanced degrees in stupid?

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@TheRyeGuy82

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@WiscoDriftless Is that a thing?

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@WiscoDriftless For real?

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

🎵I'll fake it through the day
With some help from Johnnie Walker red. Send the poison rain down the drain.
To put bad thoughts in my head🎵
Miss Misery

[SPIN @SPIN]

Another music legend lost way too soon 💔

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@Vybrance @IAmAnonLegion @ImGraceSlick @WindyInWillows You need so go somewhere else with this. Q’Anon? Stop it

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge @NotBadgers I’m looking for something in the Podcast I listen to and will send on Spotify if I find it. It’s so good. Ole Hag is the main source of my insomnia

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge @NotBadgers 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I DO believe it OMG we need to discuss!

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge @NotBadgers OMG I spit my coffee all over my computer screen. I have a weird obsession with sleep paralysis so this was both funny and funny 🤣

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@Hunter_Eagleman You and your brother gonna have matching shirts on 11/3? @GuntherEagleman I’m sure it comes in an double fat ass slob size for @catturd2

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@ClockworkAnge Man I thought I missed out!

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

I love her 😍

[ClockworkAnge™ @ClockworkAnge]

I checked in with the Boy Scouts and they said you’re lying and have never heard of you.

Called all the hospitals- they also said you’re lying.

Asked the kids you know- they said you are very gullible.

Also- I own the world’s only unicorn farm. Today only, I can offer you a 2026 model at 2024’s low, low cost of $8,647.99. Act now, supplies are limited.

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@mexicanfrommars @GodinVon777 I think he did. That’s the big reveal.

[Melissa’s Potiac Vibe’❤️ @yashudalistened]

@drumz58 Now you just sound like a bitch, Paul.

[Alabama Whitman @Alabama__W]

@drumz58 @yashudalistened Bahahaha Paul needs new insults. 🤣🤣